Smelly fishy peen

Where you have so much dick cheese and you never clean the peen.

Bro my girlfriend said I have a smelly fishy peen so I shot her ass.

by Big black salami July 31, 2019

smelly jappy

a smelly japseye on your penis often white

oi dude you have a smelly jappy I ccan smell it over the phone

by fingerblaster789 November 30, 2016

smelly hat

the result of the fetish of defecating on someone's head.

I have a nice collection of smelly hat videos.

by cholo carwash February 04, 2011

Smelly Safe

In women’s prisons, the Smelly Safe is where inmates hide contraband. Also known as a Hairy Handbag. Politely called a Vagina.

I think Karen has a bit of heroin hidden in her Smelly Safe

by Charliebynature April 15, 2021

Smelly Cow

A smelly cow is like a annoying or dumb person specifically people with high egos, “fidgeters” and alt girls

“Hey your such a smelly cow because you have pink hair!”

by Farik Hanson April 02, 2021

carlos o' smellies

A nasty fart after eating Mexican food. Specifically, Carlos o' Kelly's.

"Dude, what the fuck did you eat?"

"Sorry man. Mexican food gives me the Carlos o' Smellies!"?

by whatarethis January 24, 2014

smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

by Diaries of my dirty sister November 30, 2023