Slapped

Slapped: extremely high, buttahd, faded; when you're drunk you're smacked, when you're high your slapped.

" Jessica and Taylor showed up to dinner slapped" or
" that blunt slapped the fuck out of me"

by ASAP J&T August 21, 2016

mud slapper

usually homosexuals are called mud slappers because they intend to put their penises into other mens anal holes

That guy over there looks like a mud slapper because hes checking out that other dude bending over at the counter.

by Boki April 5, 2004

knee slapper

something that is stupid and funny at the same time

Guy 1: So a guy walks into a bar...OUCH!
Guy 2: ROFL THAT'S A KNEE SLAPPER! *slaps knee*
Random Guy: Oh yeah? How bout a face slapper! *slaps Guy 1 and 2's face*

by Skullex May 18, 2008

Slappy Jobe

An illegal sandwich disguised as a sloppy joe, containing urine, cocaine, heroin, Jostwicks, and Boom-Bam-Slam-Jams.

Quick, put that slappy jobe away, the cops are coming my fair fellow!

by Borg November 26, 2004

slapping thomas

When a man intends to use his penis to penitrate one's vaginia, he misses, therefore inserts his unit into the female's asshole. Then she proceeds to shit all over his shlong in surprise.

"David went to put it in her, then Shayna screemed in surprise...Little did he know he gave her a slapping thomas."

by DL Marx August 6, 2006

ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick*

ur mocking me phillipus arnt u *slaps dick*

This is a meme ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick* yass dud.

by Rando dud who luvs gemma October 28, 2018

slappin

an equivalent of dope, awesome, delicious. Usually used for food, a dish can be "slappin" like it's so good that if someone disputes its awesome godliness they are in for a slappin.
Can also be used in the form of a verb to describe something's slappy awesomeness.

Yo you should head down to Dave's food truck, the pulled pork is slappin

I love eating at that Hawaiian terryaki place, everything on the menu slaps

by bossman773 April 23, 2015