siminy

an awesome gal who is really really cool and her best friend is jeremy

why can’t you be more like siminy, she makes everything better unlike you

by Dimsimmy July 6, 2023

simon gak

one of the smartest most phenomenal people ive ever met. he will go so far in life and will marry me when im twenty six. he is russian and really likes cars (like me!). he is the color dark green and he is also an otter but lately ive been thinking hes kind of more like a platypus because theyre like ducks trapped in a beaver body and idk but my favorite thing about him is that i dont have to dumb myself down. love the guy. love greg a bit more. but simon is the smartest boy i know.

simon gak speaks russian??? not as well as me

by mindyabusiiness July 15, 2023

Simon Fisker

A man of pure muscles. The most mysterious person in your life. You cannot deny his writing skills, because if you do that you lose your note taker.

Simon Fisker take notes all day or does he...

by HTX2000 May 23, 2023

Simon

very chill guy

Karen: I called the police on him but he didn't care
Random Guy: thats because his name is Simon

by your average asian June 29, 2023

Simon Balle School

'Best' school in Hertford. Full of wannabe gangster Year 8s and racist Year 7s. Collects outcasts like Pokemon. Biggest celebrity is George Ezra which explains a lot and has more inspirational speeches than diversity. Labelled posh school because it has chromebooks which are mainly used pornographic content. Would HIGHLY recommened.

He came from Simon Balle School which is why he failed in life

by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 18, 2023

Simonas Pliauskys

Amazing lad, very funny, Top celebrity, Famous Lithuanian, follow bambayy (his tiktok)

"Damn, did you heart the news about simonas Pliauskys" - LeBron James

"He is some annoyance y'know that" - Evan the Tank engine

"Shush Train man" - Ms Bennett

by Urabangod October 17, 2023

SimonStopidian

guy that's really funny and ermm has very original content that cracks many people up.

someone tell SimonStopidian to help me get to 100 community members.

by ooferthesubwoofer November 5, 2023