Simple Dick

A person (usually a guy), that is genuinely nice and
mild-mannered, but is prone to bouts of assholery, jackassery and basic insensitivity.

Mostly, Simple Dicks are unaware of their apparent faux pas' and think nothing of them. They don't think twice about other's feelings and give the impression of either feigning ignorance or being simple.

Simple Dicks are not purposely that way. Usually they are the friend that says the wrong thing all the time. They have "Tsundere-like" qualities, but are more inconsiderate and insensitive.

Carmine: "Jesus man! Your such an ass. Why are you always such a simple dick? I know Janet can be a bit much, but why'd you have to say what you did? I mean, she just broke up with her boyfriend for shit's sake."

Lucian: "Oh well man. She shouldn't have broken up with her boyfriend. That shit isn't my fault. I could care less."

by Ms. Lacuna August 9, 2009

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Simples

This word simplesly mean that something is extreme easy to understand or enormous uncomplicated.

My name is Aleksandr Orlov, founder of comparethemeerkat.com. Please enjoy use of my site. It has been specials designed for easy way of comparing meerkats. Simples!

by lyley2010 October 24, 2009

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I love Simple Plan. Most people think they write about they're own life when they don't. Simple Plan writes for their fans. Many children have fathers that want them to grow up and do whatever they want them to do, and if they do differently the fathers become upset, that is what the song "Perfect" is about. Nobody in Simple Plan are mad at their fathers. One of Simple Plan's friends were killed in a car accident by a drunk driver, that was what the song "Untitled" (How Could This Happen To Me) was about. I think they are a great band and are given to much grief by people that don't like them. What I don't understand is, if you don't like them then why are you typing about them? And I doubt Simple Plan gives a crap about what you think of them. I won't curse people that don't like them, that is their opinion, I disagree with it, but that is their opinion. Anyway, Simple Plan is a great band that donate to a lot of charitble events, and they do not complain about their lives at all. I wouldn't call them punk or rock, Simple Plan classifies themselves a great band.

Friend: Have you heard that Untitled song by Simple Plan?
Me: Yeah, why?
Friend: All Simple Plan wants to do is complain.
Me: What are you talking about? That song isn't about them.
Friend: Yeah right, Then what's it about?
Me: Simple Plan wrote that song because one of their friends died in a car accident with a drunk driver. Have you even seen the music video?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, well maybe you should, why don't you find out a little about them before you make quick judgemental comments. You jerk!
Friend: Wow I feel like crap.
Me: Yeah well maybe you should.

by Jennifer DeV. April 27, 2007

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Simple Plan

The best band ever! I love them and i'm obsessed with them and they're my most favorite band ever! They rocked in the Noise To The World Tour 2005, along with Good Charlotte, and Relient K as a guest (Even though i dont really know any Relient K songs.) I saw them in concert in Indanapolis at the Pepsi Coliseum on May 8, 2005 (Mother's Day)

Simple Plan is the best band in the whole world.

by Chase June 3, 2005

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Simplona

Used to describe a Latin woman with no refined tastes. Bad words easily flow from her mouth, she is sloppily dressed, and smells like armpit and beer. Speaks without thinking and beats her kids with her purse or her belt. Loose woman with no values.

Latin people's version of white trash.

"Esa vieja simplona apesta a pura cerveza."
"That old simplona stinks of beer."

"Me la heche ala vieja simplona."
"I shagged the old simplona."

by Sound of Music August 8, 2008

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