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fantasy shopping

verb. 1. When you go through a store and fill up a cart and leave it in a random spot in the store. 2. When you go online to a site like amazon or other retail stores and fill up a cart and never plan on buying.
Joe- Hey man guess what we did yesterday.
You- What
Joe- We went fantasy shopping at target and the whole store was pissed off. I think we ended up with 3 carts full, one even had milk in it.
by yasevil June 25, 2009
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SHOP PHOBIA

Shop Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of malls, sales racks, dressing rooms, department stores and all other activities having to do with shopping.
I once stubbed my toe to avoid shopping with my wife. She thinks I have shop phobia.
by Roweski July 12, 2010
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shopping at the nani

Oral sex performed on a female. Usually used when referring to a perfect pussy. Derived from the Hawaian punani or punana.
See also nani juice
"Damn he's been shopping at the nani for hours! Doesn't he need to come up for air from time to time?"
by Richardwrighteighteen April 21, 2006
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border shopping

Visiting multiple border crossing points, trying to find one that will let you cross.
The border guard caught me border shopping and told me it was illegal, but he was a lot more reasonable than the jerk at the first place I tried, who demanded a work visa I haven't even got yet, and he let me pass.
by another non american December 21, 2006
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whore shopping

when you go shopping looking like a whore/slut and/or you go shopping for whorish things like thongs and lacy "things"
Cat:Hey Claire wanna go whore shopping this weekend?
Claire:Sure I need some new thongs
by Celestey O. December 12, 2007
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Zen Shopping

The art of taking somebody elses full shopping trolley at the supermarket/department store and taking it to the tills as your own, saving the need to walk up and down the aisles.
"I couldn't be bothered to walk around the store so I did a bit of Zen Shopping."
by Jellophane August 24, 2008
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Electricity shop

A shop in vocatioinal high schools that is completely pointless. Were all the people who are retarded enough to take an everyday chance of dieing go into. Anybody that takes this shop feels inportant because they do the average easy work that 75% of americans are too lazy but yet capable of doing themselfes. After taking this shop you will learn two things. 1 how to tac wires up against a beam and rip them apart after and 2 you just wasted 4 years of your life hanging  out with a bunch of guys in a room with a bunch of wires.
At a funeralo what happened to him?he's an electrician o you mean he wasted 4 years of his life in the electricity shop having a sausage fest just to die?yup thats what i said
by billybobjames February 4, 2009
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