shmeat loaf 

when a guy has a small penis which is all crusty,scabby and rotting

hannah:i almost fucked callum last nite

dylan: why didn't you

hannah: hes got a fucking shmeat loaf

dylan:ewwww

shmeat loaf by jordads February 22, 2008

sheetstain 

Term used to describe and individual that makes a careless, bonehead mistake, without considering how it will effect others around him.

Way to go sheetstain!

sheetstain by MODOLUV March 3, 2007

Sheets and Robes

When your social life is so uneventful that the highlight of your day is talking about painfully mundane things like a high thread count and the comfort level of your robe.

My life is so sheets and robes right now.

Sheets and Robes by Club Compound November 13, 2009

Shmeeging 

Shmeeging is a term used as a noun to replace other words. Pretty much, whatever you want it to mean!

What the shmeeging!
I am so shmeeging awesome.
Shmeeg you!
I need to Shmeeg.

Shmeeging by a reely bad been November 25, 2010

Shmeegal

One who covets material possessions above human relationships.

Shmeegal loves his fancy DSLR Camera doesn't he... He calls it his "precious." Don't touch Shmeegal's precious, he'll go all shmeegily on you...

Shmeegal by the_knish January 15, 2011

sheet shifting

When the bed sheets are shifted during a sexual encounter

my woman's giving me some serious sheet shifting tonight. If you know what I mean ;)

sheet shifting by smartyboobs November 6, 2013

shemetra

People's Person, Funny, Tomboy, Smiles and Laughs Often. Caring, Giving, Loving, Business-Minded and Wise.

Shemetra Got that Aquafina Flow Call her "WET-WET"

shemetra by Shemetra December 21, 2016