Salmon Quality

A term for something that looks professional quality but is actually homemade.

Your nails are Salmon Quality, where'd you get them done?

by Salmon Marshmallows September 27, 2019

Nose salmon

Boogers with streaks of blood

Man roger, the nose salmon have really been running since we did all that blow.

by Buddhistboy November 16, 2023

Nose salmon

Snot or blood that travels UP your nasal passage.

Me: Dude I don’t mind having a headcold but this full on migration of nose salmon every time I sniffle is killing me.

Dude: regular nose salmon or Sockeye nose salmon? Cause last week I had a nosebleed and those sockeye Nose salmon were running hard!

by Buddhistboy April 02, 2022

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020

purple salmon

When you slap someone so hard with a salmon they get bruises.

My dad gave me a purple salmon.

by German Bebe December 11, 2019

Black Salmon

When a person freezes a turd and uses it as a sex toy anally until it thaws out and returns to the ocean or toilet.

The black salmon hid under the ice until it swam back and fourth to warm up and eventually returned to the ocean.

by Millwrightthor November 05, 2022

Black Salmon

The Dankest meme page on the gram. Original memes only🗿🦀 @black_.salmon

Person 1: Did you hear about Black Salmon?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s only the best Christian Minecraft server ever

by User_6969696968686868686868686 January 24, 2019