turn your bike round

To go and have a shit, poo, crap etc
Blimey mate i am touching cloth and have a huge tortoise head i really need to go and turn my bike round, see you in five, or:

Your'e twitching like you need to go and turn your bike round mate
by Ed209 February 26, 2006
mugGet the turn your bike roundmug.
a term used to describe masturbating and ejaculating several times
Man fuck this I'm goin home to knock out a couple rounds
by costa papa July 24, 2006
mugGet the Knock out a couple roundsmug.
Normally when sex (or a sex act) has to be so rushed so that clothes can't be removed, probably with jeans around the ankles. Normally a quickie.
''Last night had to be a 'Jeans round the ankle' job for me, my parents were coming home soon''

Mary: ''Me and John had to make it a 'Jeans round the ankle' job last night.''
by allbabesarewolves August 1, 2010
mugGet the 'Jeans round the ankle' jobmug.
a saying which is a refusal to give some thing to some one, it is rude and don't say it to oriental people, they'll kill you.
"hey man can i have some yummies??"
"no food for you round-eye!"
"you suck"
by soothsayer May 17, 2004
mugGet the no food for you round-eyemug.

merry-go-round of death

A video about a stunt involving two girls who got messed up in a playground spinning thing, or "roundabout," as the british media calls it. A guy with a motorcycle used the rear wheel to spin the roundabout. Well, it was fun for the girls until the guy on the motorcycle spun the roundabout too fast, and the girls flew out of it.
Guy: WOW that merry-go-round of death video on youtube is f'in a! Stupid girls! ROFLMFAO!
Girl: OMG I hope they're not hurt! Why is this thing on the internet OMG children will copy it and they'll get hurt or maybe die OMG
by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006
mugGet the merry-go-round of deathmug.

Alabama Merry go round

When a person is fucking their sister in the ass and during intercourse they spin their sister on their dick like a merry go round.
I got drunk performed an Alabama merry go round on my sister last night.
by phatman704 February 20, 2021
mugGet the Alabama Merry go roundmug.

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