by Icy5856 December 15, 2017
by CHEW KOK March 10, 2015
a puppy, or person like a puppy, either so ugly or embarassing that you place it in the gutter hoping to finally get rid of it, only to find out it keeps coming back, seemingly for more punishment.
"Dude i figured after all that ball bustin' hed have left, nah hes such a fuckin gutter puppy he just keeps comin back for more."
by d'brickashaw bonesaw May 03, 2006
by Magellen January 15, 2008
by Pdog March 24, 2003
The result of being mad, ticked off, or generally depressed with life and the circumstances it produces. Usually an exaggeration. Still, best not to have any puppies around or other cute pets for that matter. Cats can stay because they are usually evil and deserve kicking.
Dude: I just threw your TV out the window.
Guy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!! I'M SO MAD I COULD KICK A PUPPY
Guy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!! I'M SO MAD I COULD KICK A PUPPY
by dare-us June 13, 2010
by Diane Snyder April 13, 2006