fuck puddle

Its fun to be in it when you feel like it, but when u don't want it its annoying as fuck an a bother

Nigga quit being a fuck puddle

by fuck puddle December 5, 2014

The cum puddle

The act of cupping your hands and cumming in them

Guy: can I give you the cum puddle.
Girl: Thanks ill use it for skincare.

by Dravven February 8, 2025

Cuddle Puddle

A phrase that can be used in whatever way meets the needs of a vindictive jealous person

Omg Janet has no clue what cuddle puddle means! Let’s make shit up on UD

by HRQueen July 22, 2025

Puddle puppies

Dope whore tweaker slut meth hoe

Damn I'm out of dope and now the puddle puppies are gone

by Thaiceking August 14, 2022

Puddled

A term commonly heard from by young hicks from parkhill Ontario. Puddled is used when teens plan to get absolutely interplanetary at any occasion fit for drinking. First used to talk about Ethan porters birthday puddled is very fun to say and it means you'll be getting fucked out of your tree.

"Are we getting slouched tonight?"~Carter

"Not a chance, were getting fucking puddled"~Andy

by Ran ran boban February 26, 2018

puddle of boi

When the weather would seem too hot for your liking and you're afraid that would melt into a puddle of boi in said weather.

Sorry, it's very hot today. I'm afraid I will turn into a puddle of boi if I go out.

by Rofio August 1, 2018

Puddle Jumper

A promiscuous lesbian. Particularly one who will go down on any girl, anytime, anywhere.

1. "Becky on cheated on me with Monica!" "That low down dirty puddle jumper!"

by Veracocha July 12, 2017