by xJTxx June 5, 2023
Get the Lawn Popcornmug. From the realm of popcorn jarfing, this act is where you pour popcorn kernels into your partner's asshole, lube your dick using lighter fluid, and set it on fire. As you penetrate your partner's kernel filled asshole, the kernels will pop.
"How was the prostitute you hired last night?"
"Dude she was super freaky! She explained what popcorn pegging was, and I was really into it! You've gotta try it!"
"Dude she was super freaky! She explained what popcorn pegging was, and I was really into it! You've gotta try it!"
by #1 popcorn jarfer January 28, 2025
Get the Popcorn Peggingmug. An underrated ✨spice✨, literally the best topping in the world. It should be used on everything ever. (Well savoury foods that is, don’t put it on a fucking cupcake pls)
by sappysardene August 9, 2021
Get the popcorn cheesemug. An agitated popcorn is what we today call, an adhd, but one one is agitated,
So, if you get a bag of popcorn, at the bottom of of bag are the brain-deads, the corns that don't pop, the buttery ones are the normals which are 85% of population, then the ones that keep popping after the bags told you no no dont bro when you hear 1-2 pops a second, they are the batch of agitated popcorns, cause they will just keep popping till the batch is just fucking burnt... making an OCD unable to make their their popcorn due to they must complete task, resulting in burning and setting fire to the microwave because of those agitated popcorn...
So, if you get a bag of popcorn, at the bottom of of bag are the brain-deads, the corns that don't pop, the buttery ones are the normals which are 85% of population, then the ones that keep popping after the bags told you no no dont bro when you hear 1-2 pops a second, they are the batch of agitated popcorns, cause they will just keep popping till the batch is just fucking burnt... making an OCD unable to make their their popcorn due to they must complete task, resulting in burning and setting fire to the microwave because of those agitated popcorn...
Bro what the fuck was with wally this morning, did he take his pills?
he just couldn't stop moving mate
Like Jack rolling down a hill after a big Saturday i muted the volume and was watching him tryna write paddlestick on a fishdick n swear mums it was like watching popcorn pop by a sales rep behind the popcorn machine at your local theatre on Thursday filmenigans, he was pissing the customers off cause he was acting like an agitated popcorn, like stop frizzing their wally write ya paddlestick on a fishdick and take ya daily corn pill, stop acting like an agitated popcorn it's not puffpuff on ya nan's rocklawn wallys full fucked hes gone?
She just asked if the mower is rough rough be done before dark honey rocks on lawn Wally's my first born
he just couldn't stop moving mate
Like Jack rolling down a hill after a big Saturday i muted the volume and was watching him tryna write paddlestick on a fishdick n swear mums it was like watching popcorn pop by a sales rep behind the popcorn machine at your local theatre on Thursday filmenigans, he was pissing the customers off cause he was acting like an agitated popcorn, like stop frizzing their wally write ya paddlestick on a fishdick and take ya daily corn pill, stop acting like an agitated popcorn it's not puffpuff on ya nan's rocklawn wallys full fucked hes gone?
She just asked if the mower is rough rough be done before dark honey rocks on lawn Wally's my first born
by Smiggymate April 14, 2023
Get the Agitated popcornmug. why the fuck did search up popcorn before
by Mebegayasfuk October 15, 2022
Get the Popcornmug. It’s a love letter sent straight to your taste buds. And at Cretors Popcorn, it’s the reason we get up in the morning
by SPrice1980 May 3, 2023
Get the Cretors Popcornmug. 1. The act of pissing all over your partner during intercourse.
2. What some nerdy kid would say about the Wii U
2. What some nerdy kid would say about the Wii U
by You was there too February 2, 2024
Get the Hot Buttered Popcornmug.