Plant

"He's talking about my wife and kids bro that's my hard line"

Hym "Fuck your wife and your kids. You cock suckers need to remember that you're already halfway across my line and the price us going to be paid by someone other than you. You're going to toss someone else's kid into the furnace so you don't look like a bitch for letting someone talk bad about your kid. You're already a bitch. You were crying like a bitch a second ago. You're not fooling anyone. You're not going to get me to do whatever it is you think needs to be my response in this situation. And the audience need to start working on forcing this fucking industry plant out of the fog."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

companion planting

Companion planting is the cultivation of certain kinds of plants together in the same area, especially if one species will benefit from another, as planting an insect-repellent plant in a vegetable garden.

I am companion planting tomatoes in my garden.

by a girl from HAHS yr 7 2010 7D September 4, 2010

bread planting

When one puts a slice of bread on the ground and then takes a picture of it. It would be preferable if the bread slice was actually halfway into the ground for the picture.

Hey check out this Instagram of my bread planting.

by Oqu November 21, 2018

Crop Planting

When in a pool or any other kind of large body of water; a girl walks by another person and has her period and then moves on while the other person is usally unaware of it.

When Corey ducked under water Shelby got her period so she desided to go crop planting and crop planted Corey when he was under water.

by Even C. June 11, 2008

Edward j plant

A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation

That liar is a real Edward j plant

by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020

Planting the flag

During anal or vaginal sex, you force the receivers head down onto the ground and go into a plank being supported by only you hand on your partners head and your penis inside your partner.

Hey dude, have you noticed that Stacy has been walking weird today?

Oh yeah, John was Planting the flag last night.

Oh damn. Do you know how long he held it?

He said he held it fro 12 seconds but I doubt it.

Damn.

by *Screaming in Russian* April 2, 2020

Plant

A person who’s so stereotypical and/or boring that they seem like they’ve been planted there by aliens who think that’s how humans are supposed to be.

“Josh is like, the most stereotypical douchebag I know.”
“Yeah he’s such a plant!”

by Syphler_x July 22, 2019