pirate dance 

When a man stands with legs slightly parted, in either loose fitting clothes or naked, while thrusting his hips in such a way that his penis swings forward and backward. It does not work well, when equipped with a small penis.

Jake did the "pirate dance" in gym yesterday, just to show off his size.

pirate dance by Mary-Bella Stardust August 26, 2013

pirate's slang 

A coolidiculous term for swear words

If you use pirate's slang in public, you either have bad manners, or you need to learn the phrase improve your vocabulary

pirate's slang by Uncle Dimma November 22, 2014

pirate's slang 

A coolidiculous term for swear words

If you use pirate's slang in public, you either have bad manners, or you need to learn the phrase improve your vocabulary

pirate's slang by Uncle Dimma February 7, 2015

Pirate hook 

A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.

Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook

Pirate hook by The mad header July 24, 2015

pirate lock 

A cockblock

Example/ *boy*"dude I almost got in a girl pants"
*friend*"what happened"
*boy*"she had a pirate lock"
*friend*"Ohhhh was her dad there?"
*boy*"Ya"

pirate lock by Thebigdic...tionary September 30, 2015

pirate and booty 

The same thing as Netflix and Chill but instead of Netflix, a show/movie acquired by piracy is put on in the background instead.

Sarah thought she was going to John's to Netflix and Chill but John pirated the movie that was playing so it turned into Pirate and Booty instead.

pirate and booty by md89 December 18, 2015

pirate watch

to watch digital content illegally obtained.

Jim: I saw that new Westworld series on HBO during the free preview weekend.
Matt: Is it good?
Jim: So good I am going to have to pirate watch it because I'm too cheap to buy HBO.

pirate watch by PearlDiddy October 10, 2016