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Ping pong

Do you wanna play ping pong?

No bitch that’s not what it’s called
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Ping pong

Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE
Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE
by JojoSiwanator2273737 March 14, 2020
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Ping Tac Toe

The sequential listing of at least three past or present hookups on Gmail's list of contacts.
Yo, my ex Molly came online while I was talking to these two broads I slept with last week, Lexi and Nicole, and boom: Ping Tac Toe.
by Juanpobbers March 19, 2009
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ping

- can be used to mean 'fuck' or to have intercourse with

- also used in virtual conversations to get someone's attention
- woah, that guy is soooo hot, i'd ping him

- dude, i was pinging you all night, why didn't you reply?
by blehdude November 22, 2011
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Ping Paranoia

When you think you’ve got COVID because you got told to self-isolate by the NHS Covid-19 App
“Karen how do you feel today?”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia
by JonE28 July 15, 2021
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ping pong

In a 2 male 1 female 3 some where the female is taking dick from one male and his balls are bouncing against her pussy and she's giving the other male head and his balls are bouncing against her face.
Person 1: Did you guys ping pong Kayla last night?
Person 2: Yeah we totally did her face and ass were bruised from our balls it was crazy
by phantmmm February 19, 2022
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Bio ping pong

A two people game. One (must be male) freezes his cum in the shape of a ball. When it's frozen he puts it in its mouth and kisses someone else. While kissing they try to push the cum snowball to each other's side, until one chooses on it or it melts in the mouth
This slut Janna cheated on me so I tricked her with bio ping pong. She now have 3 STDs
by Igorthecthulhu February 18, 2020
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