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Phantom Planet

A band. They wear converse and sing about california.
We've been on the run, driving in the sun. We are looking for the #1
by TheOblideration July 6, 2004
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Short for Phantom Regiment, an excellent drum corps who consistantly makes finals in DCI championships. Known for always keeping the good classical stuff on the field.
Cavies are the winner, but Phantom still has my heart. Their show in 89...
by dcifreak June 22, 2003
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Phantom Menace

The second worst movie ever made. The worst being Steven Spielberg's "War of the Worlds."

Also Known as "Star Wars Episode I" or The Phantom Menace. Due to the introduction of a 2 hour pod-race, and the CGI character "Jar Jar Binks" George Lucas is known as the dumbest director in the history of cinema.
by sternwise September 30, 2006
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phantom shitter

Mysterious beings responsible for shitting in random places. Phantom shitters start out as people who experiment with shitting beside toilets in their local wal-marts. The phantom shitter finds this to be thrilling, and quickly migrates to better shitting grounds.

A phantom shitter often targets dressing rooms, clothing rings, and wal-mart drinking fountains.

Once a phantom shitter reaches the boss level, he or she may begin shitting on shopping mall floors.

Clever phantom shitters will secure jobs as janitors or security guards. This gives them access to shitting locations like no other. Cash machines, shoe boxes, supervisors desks, furniture, xbox 360 disk drives, the list goes on.
guy: I found a pile of green shit in the center of a clothing ring at JC penny.

guy2: phantom shitter strikes again!
by PooMasterFlash October 28, 2008
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Phantom Shitter

(Noun)Legendary Sailor with a unnatural ability to shit anywhere, anytime with no remores for person or property, especially the person that has to clean up. Also, known as the Phantom Wizzer or Pisser
1. "The Phantom Shitter stuck again. This time on the Commanding Officer's desk."

2. "This coffee taste like piss!"
by Nubb'n December 17, 2008
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phantom stroke

1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.

2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.
Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.
by flacker October 7, 2005
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In law: Associate(s) or summer associate(s) included on reimbursement forms for lunch expenses who were not actually present at lunch on the day in question. Utilized for the purpose of evading per diem caps on lunch expenses while consuming gratuitous amounts of food and wine.
Summer associate (SA): (picking up phone) Hello?

Associate (A): Did you go to lunch today?

SA: Yeah, need a phantom?

A: Badly, we went all out at Dorsia this afternoon and I'm way over the budget.

SA: Hmmm. You can always use Zach. No one ever invites him to lunch.

A: Of course! He's the ideal phantom.
by Knut Hamsun January 17, 2009
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