Pencil

Pencil long and hard like UR MOM. ToT
used in many ways

Sister: can I borrow that pencil of urs
Brother: get in my mom
Sister: INTO THE UNKNOWN
*hard stick moves*

by hi chloe June 24, 2022

pencil

a pencil is the protege to the legendary Blunt. The difference is the dutch, which is usually a 69 cent White Owl, Game, Philly, or dutch master. The pencil is just a thin version of a larger dutch, and usually rolled like a philly (not taking off the outer leaf). 10 dollars worth of weed is usually all thats thrown into a pencil.

Me and D-lo just copped a dime and rolled up a pencil, you tryna get sharpened too?

Man i love duecing pencils they get me zooty

by Tim-e-btz November 4, 2012

Retiring A Pencil

The act of no longer using a pencil that was in your backpack as a way to remember an event that happened during class. If something memorable happens, you take the pencil out of your backpack and leave it to never be used again to keep the memory.

After Fred saw three kids get sent to the office, he then was retiring a pencil that was in his backpack.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 14, 2023

pencil trawl

The one kid who always has an unlimited supply of pencils but wont share, only laugh maniacally when you ask and he denies.

I bet Bernie Sanders was a pencil trawl back in the day.

by egag and yesak August 14, 2016

pencil plants

it is plants that are made by pencils

i have seen three pencil plants

by anonymous May 30, 2022

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Gadget Pencil

A type of mechanical pencil used to give people flu shots. Should be avoided at all costs and is deadly to those that become in contact with it.

It's not a toy.

Guy 1: "OMG he has a gadget pencil"
Guy 2: "AHHH Run, he could give you a flu shot"
Guy 3: "Crap"

by MrQuicksand July 7, 2021