Pencil

Something I have put up my ass

Pencil up ass

by sexyinvert December 21, 2021

stuffed pencil

you usually finish your work and treasure it.

Stuffed pencil - when i finish my work i keep it for as long as i can.

by recool August 14, 2011

Pencil Pusher

There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.

specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor

corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie

specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC

specialist: he's a total pencil pusher

corporal: 100%

by Jimbean69 May 8, 2024

Pencil

A writing aperatus... obviously...

Sometimes a codename for someone's penis as if it was mission impossible.

"Let me have a look at your pencil."
"No, im not ga- oh wait your on about my actual pencil. Yeh, lemme grab it out my case."

by BananaLBozo May 16, 2025

pencil type of guy

Guys that likes the privets parts of a Man.

Fill us a pencil type of guy.

by Sharice June 13, 2023

Sharpen the Pencil

Adjective. masterbaition that is lame or not a pleasurable experience

Dude... I just Sharpen the Pencil...

by Turtlepie November 29, 2016

Pencil

A sharp object used to gouge out eyes. It is also rarely used to write on paper. Get yourself a mechanical one it works far better.

Grab a pencil and get to work.

by h.ddd June 1, 2021