urinal panic

The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming

"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

Brown Panic

The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.

Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...

by YouLooked December 2, 2014

juul panic

The act of panicking whilst realizing one has lost their juul

Jared patted his pant pockets and did not feel his juul. He came to the conclusion it was lost. He went straight into juul panic.

by greens eatin nigga March 7, 2019

George Pascal

A person that is crazy and needs to go to rehab asap

Ugh i wished george pascal ate shit!

by Shaf _ at October 17, 2019

Ziti Panic

The mass amounts of anxiety one experiences after eating specifically, but not exclusive to, baked ziti.

Ben: Yo what’s wrong with Craig? He hasn’t left the couch.
Kev: I think he ate too much, he’s having ziti panic again.

by Lacedawg69 February 21, 2021

Porcelain Panic Room

A Porcelain Panic Room is referring to a bathroom where anxious people go to when they are having a panic attack. It can either be in public or at their own house.

"Oh yeah, John went back to his Porcelain Panic Room again today"
"Oh better make sure he's ok then."

by p33peep00poo December 16, 2021

Pain Panic Penises

3 ao3 tags that are next to each other in the popular tags section

' Pain Panic Penises, ahh yes the 3 p's ' (i said this very loudly once vv funny)

by sillygooselings July 31, 2022