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Charlie Parker 

Charles "Bird" Parker Jr. (August 29, 1920 – March 12, 1955)was an African-American composer and jazz alto-saxophonist. He is considered a great jazz innovator and revered, by many, as a musical genius.

He and fellow musician, Dizzy Gillespie, were the founders of a new sub-genre of jazz music, Bebop. Many of Parker's songs have become jazz standards and are widely incorporated into many current jazz musicians' repetoires.

Parker's was a complete virtuoso on his sax. His style of playing way fast, lyrical, and rhythmicly complex and his popularity brought an onslaught of copiers who transcribed and played his solos note-for-note.

He, like many musicians of his time, was a chronic heroin user and it was this activity and the effects of heavy drinking that ultimately led to his demise in 1955. News of his death travelled quickly through the jazz community and soon the phrase "Bird Lives" appeared as graffiti across New York subways.

His music has inspired many great musicians such as John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Jaco Pastorius, and Yo-Yo Ma.
Charlie Parker is one of the greatest jazz musicians of all time.

Bird Lives!
Charlie Parker by au-town July 26, 2006
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Peter Parker 

The greatest and cutest cinnamon bun in the Marvel Universe, he is a innocent child. He is also known as Spiderman and Tony Stark's child.
Tony Stark: I am your father.

Peter Parker: Sweet.

Tony Stark: LOOK AT MY SON PRIDE IS NOT THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR THERE IS SO MUCH MORE

Peter Parker: ......Hell yeeeh
Peter Parker by That_Bitch_XD June 12, 2018

Dirty Parker 

The act of splitting a girl in half with your gargantuan horse cock
“You look a little sore, what happened to you last night?

“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”
Dirty Parker by theemoone182 April 4, 2020

Girl Parker 

Girl Parkers are the kindest girls you will ever meet. They accept everyone, and try their best to be nice even though it may be hard sometimes. They are stunning no matter what color hair, eyes, skin, etc. they may have. They are usually athletic, and are the loyalist friend you could ask for. They put your feelings and problems before theirs. Even though they may put your needs first however, they do have feelings that they want to talk about, but want you to approach them about them first. They aren’t upfront about feelings very often and always try their best to stay happy. They are loud and crazy around their friends and newcomers and love to laugh!
Dude, that Girl Parker is so nice to me and always has a smile on her face!

Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome 

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.
Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.

The Parker E-Act Academy

The Parker E-Act Academy - home of roadmen, national treasure Millstreet, Russians and annoying year 7s.

The Parker has an army of official roadmen, if you spot one of these beware as they might push you or try and sell you lucazade, stay cautious!

In the schools' canteen you might find a rare breed of whores. However though there has been an influx of gamer girls and weebs.

Usually if the females are not hanging out in the canteen, they will be standing on corners asking each other if they shave their pussy.

There are also a lot "football kids" who think they're hard but really they are just wankers.

If you don't rob at least 5 chocolate bars a day from the local coop then you can't be classed as a parker kid.

If your child supports brexit and loves the Queen, send him here!!! The Parker is a proud, British only school. Absolutely NO foreigners.

EDIT: turns out there are polskis in the school
Roadman 1:Yo bruv lemme sell you a chocolate bar ennit, where will we meet

Roadman 2: Yo bruv meet me in the parker e-act academy you feel me. Brexit means brexit, god save the queen

Kai Parker 

Kai Parker is hot. He is a sociopath BUT WHO CARES?! Not me. He can make any girl horny, including me.
Tvd fan- Who’s your favorite tvd character?

Tvd elite fan- KAI FUCKING PARKER l!!
Kai Parker is daddy

Kai Parker is daddy
Kai Parker is daddy
Kai Parker is daddy
Kai Parker by Ashlyn84 April 9, 2021