hairy phone

Dial down the middle. Literally it means a girl cups a guys balls and holds them up to her mouth while sticking his dick in her ear. This is to resemble an old school telephone. Usually this term is reserved to refer to a woman who should suck a dick but doesn't, either becuase she is not very bright or because she is what can best be described as a word that rhymes with bunt.

Jen B is a royal bitch. I am going to have her make a call on the hairy phone after we go to dinner this Saturday night.

Erica is so stupid that when I told her to make a call on the hairy phone, she was giving herself chumpy welts instead of just sucking the dick.

by 4fingeredman January 13, 2007

phone beat

when you take out your ghetto ass old phone that dosent filp and beat the shit out of someone

After Nikkil wallet smacked me I wanted to phone smack him back, but since my phone dosent flip I had to phone beat him

by Deshawn Thomas January 31, 2006

Phone Meet

Precautionary method of meeting someone over the phone. before you meet them in real life.

I had a phone meet with sean, before i hung out with him. that way i got to know him a little better before our date.

by Lady Awesome March 16, 2008

Phone Cohones

The inherent bravery certain people get when they are on the phone with you as opposed to talking in person.

That guy had his phone cohones on last night when I talked to him, wait till I see that bitch.

by Abracadaver8 April 4, 2009

Phone-alingus

The act of ultra-oral stimulation during phone sex. When one person becomes so excited by the drrty words being told, they proceed to lick the receiver enthusiastically, while the other person moans realistically and (optional!) holds the phone to different areas of the body.

"Jennie sounded so hott over the phone, I couldn't help myself. I admit it, I gave her phone-alingus. My mom uses that phone..."

by GreenEggsNGraham March 29, 2009

phone ghosting

When you purposely ignore a text or message off someone and avoid anyway of letting them knkw your online eg. Facebook.

Man1: Damn my girlfriend isn't replying in 3 hours

Man2: Maybe she's phone ghosting you pal

by .AJ. January 8, 2017

Phone Dead

When you don't answer your cell phone for a couple days because you are sick of having to talk to people, and all your friends think you are dead, but you really just needed a break from it all

Jane: Where were you last weekend John? I called you a million times and you never answered or returned my call, everyone thought you were dead!?!

John: Yeah..I was phone dead last weekend, I just couldn't take it anymore, but I'm back baby!!

by Sagemuffin January 4, 2010