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pencil grip

The grip used for jacking off when your dick hasn't fully grown. You take your thumb and index finger and lightly pinch, with your middle providing support, like you're holding a pencil.
I haven't got the length to jerk off nornally, so I just use the pencil grip.
by Helios8170 November 22, 2018
mugGet the pencil gripmug.

Pencil Grinder

a sex position in which the female stands on her head while the male inserts his penis into her rectum then begins to "spin it like a top".
KT got put into the Pencil Grinder position!

Imagine a praying mantis making love to a butterfly.
by kiidtyphoon January 9, 2011
mugGet the Pencil Grindermug.

Pencil pusher

Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.
A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.
by Pam the Pusher November 3, 2022
mugGet the Pencil pushermug.

Pencil sharpener

Jimmy needed to use the pencil sharpener he slipped Sophia $20
by Hdjdisjdisosksosjeje July 1, 2025
mugGet the Pencil sharpenermug.

On the number 2 pencil

For all of you ho's testing
On the number 2 pencil for all of you ho's testing. Basically if you want to test me I have the Lead for you
by Love number 1 period April 28, 2019
mugGet the On the number 2 pencilmug.

pencil

Somthing that has led in it and draws/writes on a paper
by desass June 11, 2018
mugGet the pencilmug.

Mean Pencil

Usually a young guy with a swelled ego due to being in the military or being weaker than his boyfriend. Thinks he can kill anyone all day while being really skinny like a pencil.
You better watch out that Mean Pencil is in the trees wanting to kill small animals from tokyo.
by Sugar KOOKEE June 16, 2022
mugGet the Mean Pencilmug.

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