English colloquialism. Born from gambling talk and used to indicate a statistical or logical outcome that appears to be a foregone conclusion.
At a racecourse: The 10:1 on horse is a 'racing cert'
Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.
Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.
by bellebouche March 07, 2010
by NutSocketRocket January 24, 2020
the behavior of an electronic or software system where the output is dependent on the sequence or timing of other uncontrollable events.
some kind of race condition
by EngHossam March 15, 2019
the act of literally speed walking across a crosswalk in order to be the first on the other side. Showing your master speed walking skills on the street.
by el krazyyy June 30, 2009
by Florberg March 23, 2007
an incompetent race that lack intelligence and strength. they tend to try to be the malec race but ultimately always fail. They tend to have the IQ lower than dogs by the name of Finn
Trent: “have you ever heard of the joshua race?”
Curtis: “nah tf is that sounds lame”
Trent: “took the words right out my mouth”
Curtis: “nah tf is that sounds lame”
Trent: “took the words right out my mouth”
by Yessurrskii November 03, 2021
The act of pretend racing large model sailboats between individuals, in which the finish line is the other participant's entire colon. First racer to take the entirety of their opponent's vessle loses. Smooth sailing!
by Milk Money Mike March 22, 2019