Iron Woman

Command woman to iron clothes

Husband:"when the heck are ya gonna iron these shirts?"
Wife:"when you stop drinking booze!"
Husband:"Iron Woman, or so help me god"

by Crosx February 07, 2021

Iron Plaid

When you use a penis pump so much your balls and cock EXPLODE!!!

AWW SHIT!!! I accidently IRON PLAIDED my junk off.

by Lou Sassulle March 01, 2009

Wearing ironically

Wearing something to mock others who wear it seriously.

"Why is Mike wearing that alien shirt? Doesn't he think that those things are stupid?"
"Yeah. Just wearing ironically."

by UnamusedForFun June 27, 2016

Iron Maiden

The reason you're alive. It was a Maiden concert you were made an accident by your parents

Barry: Why are you an accident, Steve?
Steve: Thank Iron Maiden

by EggFriedRhys March 14, 2015

Iron Hammer

Getting a boner, then tea bagging someone. While you are Tea bagging, you repeatdly smack your victim in the face with your erection

I fell asleep during a party, so i got the iron hammer

by liek40ninjas February 21, 2011

Ironic Punctuation

Using Punctuation in an unusual or unexpected way; and therefore altering the overall meaning of the sentence - possibly with ironic undertones(!)

"I am enclosing a link to my photographs: Some are funny, others are not!" This is an example of Ironic Punctuation... the exclamation mark after the 'unfunny photographs' feels (somehow) peculiar.

by Znethru October 07, 2010

The Iron Tornado

A thrusting technique involving a violent revolving of the penis in the vagina, often with the use of a steel or iron penis ring or vibrator, which creates a cold, cheese grater like feeling for the woman. If she's a masochist this is the perfect technique to get MAXIMUM results.

Dude, it wasn't my choice, and it was quite painful, but my girlfriend loved the iron tornado; although I don't think she will be ready for another round anytime soon.

by Sex Sensei #2 February 16, 2009