Rusty Gear

A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.

I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?

by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024

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gear goggles

To be in love with everyone around you as a result of taking 'gear'.

I was chatting to that minging guy for ages longer than I should have done cuz I'd got my gear goggles on

by fluffed-up November 21, 2014

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Gear Up

To inject drugs (most commonly methamphetamine or heroin) by use of a needle.

"All the boys are gonna gear up at the party. Do you want to as well?"

by ChuckUsABikkie March 04, 2022

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Gear Shaming

Shaming the gear of someone who tries to wear a historic uniform by pointing out every flaw and shitting on them, rather than offering genuine advice/ constructive criticism

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Try this

Gear Shaming is such: "Hey, man, your uniform is shit. There's so much wrong with it. You're a peice of shit."

Not Gear Shaming: "Hey, guy, I see a couple things wrong on your uniform, here's some resources to help you improve!"

by Word guy03 December 19, 2019

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