An afro-american female who weighs in excess of 450 lbs. and usually resides in oakland, california.
by IRISH STUD July 01, 2013
Female who financially supports a man older than her that is 100% celibate with her only. So instead of the popular term "sugar momma" it's "Mula" because she ain't getting no sugar
by Zanican Skywalker February 01, 2020
A woman with a giant mustache who always screams like a Karen but never asks for the manager. They are often only spotted in the wild. They tend to be very lazy and let others do all the work for them.
by GiantHambone May 07, 2021
by I3Biscuit October 29, 2021
Guy: That guy just ran through the woods butt naked yelling at an old man to “touch his body.”
Guy #2: That’s what we call a Momma McChicken.
Guy #2: That’s what we call a Momma McChicken.
by angryshishtar July 07, 2018
by ḑ̴̞͛̒ỉ͔͖̜͌ẹ̿͋̒̕ November 06, 2022
When your Hager old mom wears her granny panties a week straight to exercise and do yoga, then on the last day boils them in hot water skid marks and all to make a cup of tea.
Have you ever tried momma's home made tea I had some the other night at Dustin's place it helped me sleep. Momma's home made tea opened up my eyes to the vast richness of flavors.
by Pours when it rains December 09, 2023