Yo momma

The female under my desk currently

Person 1: hey, who are you
Person 2: the dumbass on urban dictionary’s mother
Person 1: ok, get back to ‘work’ *winks at camera*

Yo momma

by ThePersonYoMommaLoves January 5, 2022

Momma

Omg she is big

Did you see here

She is a total momma

by Finfee January 8, 2022

Momma Kelle

A woman of such stature.
Her thickness is unimaginable.
She gives birth to the most attractive children. Plus Mark.
She could stomp on your balls, and you would apologize.

Damn. Momma Kelle.

I am trying to get with that.
Oh man, I wish she wasn’t taken by Albert.
I wish those feet pics were Momma Kelle’s and not Hunter’s.

by Fastboimillo May 16, 2022

joe momma

joe momma plain n simple.

roe: joe momma so joe.
joe: ye.

by glockluv May 23, 2022

Momma

She cares no matter what an she got your back.. always 🖤

Jake::I'm gon tell my mom
Tom::I'm gon tell my dad
Jake::what she gon do...
Tom::his gon fuck your momma

by Lil kiddow May 31, 2022

Momma Toie

An amazing person that is gifted with a beautiful open and welcome heart. Makes others feel special and is always laughing. Someone one of a kind.

Go see Momma Toie.

by Macho333 December 9, 2021

yo mommas pizza

“yo mommas pizza” is a phrase coined by shroominnboomin and is used to confuse who ever it is being used in conversation with. this works since it isn’t clear if it is a sexual innuendo or not this thus leaving the other wondering what you meant and if they should get mad or not.

friend 1: yo what you doing bro?
friend 2: yo mommas pizza.
friend 1: huh?

by milkdrinker24 April 2, 2022