When a girl puts ray bans on before the guy cums so it doesn't get in her eyes. She then wipes it off and uses it as lotion to moisturize her nipples.
by lawson_loves_spit_glasses January 02, 2015
A pair of eye glasses with ridiculously thick lenses which render any wearer, other that the glasses owner, almost blind.
Origin - a variation on the game of Jenga when players must don thick glasses when taking their turn thus distorting their vision and making the game more challenging - see Glasses Jenga
Origin - a variation on the game of Jenga when players must don thick glasses when taking their turn thus distorting their vision and making the game more challenging - see Glasses Jenga
“Do you like my new glasses?”
“Wow, can you actually see through those? They’re proper Jenga Glasses!”
“The guy was so blind he actually needed Jenga Glasses”
“Wow, can you actually see through those? They’re proper Jenga Glasses!”
“The guy was so blind he actually needed Jenga Glasses”
by WIIBEE January 02, 2020
Parents, my kids & I saw alert on highway about 2 escaped prisoners.
Mom asks "where did they escape from?"
I reply "from prison"
Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"
Mom asks "where did they escape from?"
I reply "from prison"
Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"
by NO FILTER BITCH86 September 02, 2019
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by QueKia June 20, 2018
Like a blue veined log jam, it is when you forgot you banged that honey all night and then when you go to pee the next day the crusty leftovers block your tip and it hurts like a glass knife in the dick hole.
by Leper Khan November 16, 2017