A blind date is outdated...but you've seen their picture on an internet dating site. You've instant messaged each other or texted but when it finally comes to meeting you've never heard each other's voice when you meet. A voice can be a dealbreaker. Sounds better than a mute date...or a deaf date. If it's a good date it could be a def date i guess.
I met this chick on the internet, we messaged each other like crazy. Tomorrow we're going on a dumb date. If you don't like what you're hearing, you're deaf.
by real name Josh...dumb i know August 7, 2012
Get the dumb datemug. When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.
Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.
Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating
Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating
by Thisisnttexas September 6, 2012
Get the Michael Datingmug. When you are 100% exclusive with someone else only when you go out to party/club/drink. But when you aren’t partying, you never communicate with that person as if they don’t exist.
by Julian The Gamer October 14, 2022
Get the club datingmug. When you are asked out by a a friend of the opposite sex and you assume it is just friendly, but as the night goes on it becomes clear that it is actually a date.
I hung out with Cedric last night. It wasn't until he started inching closer and closer on the couch that I realized he'd pulled a date-whammy."
by RecklessEnthusiasm July 1, 2011
Get the Date-whammymug. The act of temporarily engaging in activities before a date that will make you more attractive to a potential partner. It should be noted that none of these activities are activities that one participates in long term.
Trevor: Man, have you seen Nicole lately?
Juan: Nah, she's at the gym.
Trevor: The gym? She's never at the gym.
Juan: Yeah I heard she's date prepping for a guy named Ben on Wednesday.
Juan: Nah, she's at the gym.
Trevor: The gym? She's never at the gym.
Juan: Yeah I heard she's date prepping for a guy named Ben on Wednesday.
by Theory77 January 23, 2018
Get the date preppingmug. When two homosexual men pee outside in the same spot, usually in a public setting while nobody else around, on the same wall, tree, lightpost, ect. akin to how dogs mark their territory.
Bro 1: Hehe y'know bro, it's like we're on a marking date.
Bro 2: A marking date?
Bro 1: Like, you know bro... Like we're marking our territory together.
Bro2: ...Bro...
Bro 2: A marking date?
Bro 1: Like, you know bro... Like we're marking our territory together.
Bro2: ...Bro...
by Len447 November 22, 2022
Get the Marking Datemug. Abbreviation for Florida is FL. F/L stands for First/Last. Having a date that never goes past the first date/meeting.
Had another Florida date last night. She was super cute, but couldn't stop talking about herself and her cat. I definitely won't be seeing her again.
by cvan2797 April 22, 2019
Get the Florida datemug.