king salmon

A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.

King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's

by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005

Miles The Salmon

A salmon named Miles who is a funny, hot and nice person.

They also fucked a toilet

Miles The Salmon fucked a toilet

by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021

Salmons

Salmon but with a s at the end. Usually the last name of a sexy man with a long cock.

Girl: what’s that kids last name?

Boy: oh it’s salmons like salmon but with a s
Girl: oh he must have a big dick

by Hottysauce November 20, 2021

Salmon Co-Cakes

What some southern kids called Salmon Croquettes.

Mama fixed some salmon co-cakes today.

by Bill Mobley January 26, 2022

Salmon

A word to describe something disgusting, gross, and otherwise putrid.

Person 1: “Dude, that’s disGUSTing!.. like a salmon.”
Person 2 says nothing, and leaves.

by DillonVentures October 29, 2021

Locally Salmon

A person who don't do much but do they fart.

Jennifer is locally salmon. It's kind of hot.

by LetterFren September 12, 2021

Full Salmon

Six term for going hard the wrong way (i.e., upstream).

I’m about to full salmon that ass tonight

by Salmonator1 July 16, 2021