arse tax

The tax one pays for a girl with big norks - she wil usually have a big arse, too.

'She had a huge chest but, bloody hell, did I ever have to pay some serious arse tax.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005

Lick Arse

A person who licks another person's ass. The person does this to stick up to the person, because they are pathetic, and are scared to get in trouble.

My friend, Joshua Gaul is a Lick Arse to our principal whenever we get into arguments.

by Yes.! December 2, 2009

arse bun

when one's arse hair/spiders are so out of control that they must be tied up in a bundle of hair; like a ponytail/bun.

see arse spiders.

your arse bun's showing...or is that piles...

by eva hertz June 20, 2006

arse slupper

someone who licks arse

a bird was suckin my nuts the next thing i knew she was slurpping my starfish and i thought what a dirty arse slupper.

by jaun karlos montoya June 25, 2006

Perfect Arse

A perfect arse is well rounded, and firm yet bouncy. It should be admired and spanked

(Girl walks past with a well rounded arse)

Peter: Ahh we missed our oppertunity we should have spanked it
John: Nevermind I'm sure there are plenty more like that
Peter: Nah that was a perfect arse mate.

by lolsucks August 2, 2012

Arse Attack!

To shove your fist inside someones asshole and pull out their intestine.

Person 1: Dude what did you do to her?

Person 2: Let me just say it was Arse Attack!

by The man that Arse Attacked her November 13, 2011

arse juice

When someone's butt crack be so stank with sweat

"Hey man, is that your arse juice on the seat"

by Bookbabe June 4, 2016