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norma desmond

Norma Desmond is a character from the 1950 classic noir film Sunset Boulevard directed by Billy Wilder.

Some quotes:
"No one leaves a star. That's what makes one a star."

"We didn't need dialogue. We had faces!"

"There once was a time in this business when I had the eyes of the whole world! But that wasn't good enough for them, oh no! They had to have the ears of the whole world too. So they opened their big mouths and out came talk. Talk! TALK!"

"The stars are ageless, aren't they?"
I named my cat Norma, like Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard.
by CoasterDisks March 6, 2023
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wet norman

Phone xxxxx on xxxxxxxxxx between 1 and 2 p.m. Watersports or felching. No wet normans
by New Old Greg November 3, 2010
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Stormin Norman Horse Fuckin

Nailing a random girl from behind pulling a train tagging from behind while gently stroking her throat as you would a horse with her naying and kicking and cumming in her anal cavity making a mess for everyone else.
I was giving the town hooker a stormin Norman horse fuckin first in line makin a mess for the other ten guys
by Stormin Norman November 16, 2015
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The Old Norman

When a male masturbates to the point of climax while either looking at pictures or watching video of his best friend having intercourse with his significant other.
Pete: "Did you see that postcard of Ian and Trish in Maui"? Jim: "We should wack off to it". Pete: "The Old Norman"? Jim: "You know it".
by Matthew Scarpelli Cumberland December 9, 2013
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Norman bates

A man with an unusual attachment to his mother. Requires a woman to breastfeed , clothe , and clean the shit off the mattress , usually goes for woman who resemble his own mother.
Jack the lad-
Do you think I am Norman Bates I will not wear the same perfume as your mother
by Brian Lamont is not a grass August 22, 2019
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Norma

Norma is a totally rare jewel that has yet to be discovered. She will come into your life and go beyond the brightness level in your life. She has her flaws but they make her seem utterly perfect. Everyone likes her and if she doesn't like you, she won't show it. She'll be totally nice and open with you and try not to say something behind your back. She's super grateful and thoughtful about everything she has. She may act like a mom at times but its just because she loves you too much to see you get hurt. She's super silly, especially when she's bored and she has a dirty mind 3\4 of the time 😁 but she will be there to listen to your problems anytime you need to vent. She is a very sweet girl that gets hurt way to much for what she deserves. If you ever get a Norma, dont hurt her because she's strong enough to leave you no matter how much it may hurt her and be sure to show her how much she means to you.
p1: Look there's Norma!

p2: She's talking to her ex that cheated on her!
P1: yeah she's so forgiving and nice!
by Thomas101 June 15, 2021
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Hard Norman

To kill someone and make an ornamental beer stein out of their skull, complete with handle. To do this you would simply take the victims skull (after completely skinning it of course), then smashing a huge crater into the top of the skull. Simply attach handle and use as a drinking vessel.
Oh man, I really hate that fucking duchebag over there. I want to make him my next Hard Norman project.

If you don't shut the fuck up right now, I am gonna fuck you up the Hard Norman way.

Somebody once tried to pull the Hard Norman on Chuck Norris (aka Vincent Van Gogh) and ended up doing it to themselves instead
by J&S Productions June 5, 2009
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