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Stalkers

To have someone that is overly obsessed with you and very crazy about you and follows you around and wants to know everything about you
Bella-Omg look it’s Jazz let’s go follow him
Maya-JAZZZ HIIIIIIIIIIII we want to be your stalkers
by MayaandChristian December 10, 2019
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stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚
male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend
by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020
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vehicular stalker

A driver who follows another car because there is something special about it. The car may be an exotic make and model or it may have fancy wheels or an unusual paint job. There is something about it that fascinates the driver. vehicle, auto, automobile, car, suv, van, motorcycle, motorbike, an exotic, luxury car, supercar, muscle car, SEMA, stalker, obsessed, surveil, harrass, follow, paparazzi, stalkerazzi
I've got to admit that I'm a vehicular stalker because when I see a Ferrari or Porsche, I've got to see it up close.
by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016
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stalker

hey brody, if your looking for me i have some hints,

i go to your school
i have a dog
i have blue eyes
i’m 14

(pretty bad hints i know)

you probably have no idea who i am
by Funky.Chunky.Monkey. November 29, 2020
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Albino Stalker

term often used to describe an individual that is physically visualized as fat and just plain fugly. This individual spends most of their time staring at bookmarked pictures of women from their school. This person may also spend time masturbating to Wizards of Waverly place.
Im so horny right now I could pull an Albino Stalker. Where's my season DVD of Wizard's of Waverly Place?
by AEMan1234 June 28, 2010
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Stalker

My stalker ALSO walks free. Surveillance, Life invasion, Intimidation, and Interference through sabotage or attack are the 4 categories of stalking. All of thise things are on some level happening to me too! We're stalker buddies!
Hym "Hey, very cool! Me and Taylor are stalker buddies! And mine are just as fat and gross as yours are! Look at em. Look look look, we got the fat, bald, fish mouthed retard whose been there for 15 years and doesn't like it when I chat up the honies. We have this gross bloated fuck who looks inflatable, and then we got the fat retard molester with the hot sister they REALLY don't want me to be around. Hilarious! Me and Taylor forever! Stalker buddies for life!"
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
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Stalker

Abusively watching over every move of a person, kwithout their consent. In short, acting like Hassan or the CIA
What the fuck Hassan? Are you a stalker? You already know the social security number of all the teachers the teachers
by Cpt. Deguerecheff November 27, 2021
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