A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
Person 1: "Are you getting tickets to see Paramore?"
Person 2: "Of course, gonna site-stalk so I don't miss getting tickets."
Person 2: "Of course, gonna site-stalk so I don't miss getting tickets."
by authy February 09, 2023
To stalk is to be creepy or pervy. Most notably nowadays with Facebook, Facebook stalking is when one person stalks the other persons facebook
by AngryPhanHowell September 12, 2019
When you purposely get a red light and/or take a red light so you stay in the same area of the car so you can check out a hot girl in a car.
Pipi was totally signal stalking Josh's sister in a BMW.
I love to signal stalk!
What is signal stalking?
TNSLPPTSO?
I love to signal stalk!
What is signal stalking?
TNSLPPTSO?
by The Shit List April 01, 2009
GANG STALKING IS BULLYING HARASSIVE STALKING AND OTHER STEAL OTEHR BEHAVIORS DONE BY good ol boys and gals are group of any kin dof micnortroies emploeyd by underground criem form attoneys, skins head , kkk, ex cons, ex menatl patient ;poltocians, they will kill steal opppostie sex or same sex rape HARASSIVE PEOPLE THAT ARE ; COWORKERS, EX CONVICTS, EX MENTAL PATEINTS LAW STAFF ATTRONYES, JUDGES, POLICE, CORRECTIONS OFFCIERS, RELIGIOUS STAFF OF ANY KIND, COWORKERS, NEIGHBORS, FACTORY STAFF, HOSUE WATER COMPNAY AND ELECTRICTY STAFF AS THE NEWS SHOWN I THINK ION 20/20 NEWS A MARRIED COUPLE BEING GANG STALKED BY PUBLIC TUIKITIES STAFF FRIEMANE POLICE POLITCIANS AMBULANCE AND TTHEY WOUL DDRIVE BY 24 HOURS A DAY AND HOLD THEIR HONK AS THEY DROVE BY THE COUPLE HOMES THROUGH A 24 HOUR POEROS AND TEHY VIDOE TAPED IT AN DPUT IT ON THE NEWS.
PERSON #1 SAID, " LLET US GET TO GANG STALKING lOCK THEM UP FOR ANYTHING PUT THEM IN MENATL WARD OR ANY TYPE CLOSED FACILTY LOCK UPO FOR ANYTIHING EVERYTHING COMPUTER INRTURION EQUITY SKIMMING, IDENTY THEFT LETS GET TO GANG STALKING THAT FAMILY TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW IN THE COMMUNITY THE COUNTY TO TELL EVERYONE THEY KNOW TO NOT COLLECT THEIR GARBAGE, DO NOT EMPLOY, HAVE POLICE STOP, MAKE FALSE CHARGES, MAKE FALSE MEDICAL DIAGNOSES, RUN UP THE WATER BILL, FLOOD THE HOUSE THOROUGH THE COMPANY, SEND THEM DIRTY WATER, RUN UP THE ELECTRIC BILL AND RAPE THE SPOUSES THE KIDS AND STALK FROM THEM FINANCIALLY CALL ALL MASONS, EASTERN STARS, KKK, SKIN HEADS AND THEIR MINORITY GOOGLE OLD BOYS AND GALS THAT DO BLACK ON BLACK CRIMES THAT ARE PAID BY US, ALL ATHEISTS, WICCANS, PAGANS, SATANISTS, PAKISTAN'S, MIDEAST, RAINBOWS PAGANS AND LGBTQIF IN TV , RADIO, THE POLICE DISPATCH AND THE COURT, GOOGLE, LOCALS STORE OWNERS, DISPATCH TO STALK THEIR PHONES COMOUETRS AND ELECTRONICS . AND EVERYONE FOLLOW THEME EVERY WHERE THEY GO , DRESS LIKE THEM , DO YOUR HAIE LIKE THEM AND BE VERY SUSPICIOUS AND CONSPICUOUS. sTALK THROUGH VENTS walls electronic at hosiptals their homes schools jobs and tehir kids LETS GET OUR GANG STALKING ON !
by Angel Peaches June 14, 2023
Essentially this is when Chelcie goes past page 3 of google results about you and is essentially deep diving on you even if she refuses to acknowledge it. She may then be kind of bratty about it in a way that is cute but also super disobedient.
Chelcie creep stalked me all afternoon, then when i called her out on it she stuck her tongue out and waved her butt at me.
by Oxford english webster January 21, 2022
by William MacMorrison December 24, 2020