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My religion's not like the others

The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P
Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.
by QuacksO September 18, 2018
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The other night

Any night between 1AD and 2025AD.
So, the other night I was...
by Thefunnyusernamehaver March 13, 2025
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Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.
Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.
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Live in each other's pockets

When two people spend all day everyday in each other's company because they can't spend enough time together.
Sahr and Rachel live in each other's pockets.
by Ramba Su August 8, 2016
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Daddy is seeing other people

Daddy is a slang term used to denote hamstrings or other large muscle groups used in running and the term "seeing other people" denotes not firing properly but delivering the bad news in the form of a euphemism.
Damn, I came out of the gates a little bit too quick the other day during the half and well...daddy is seeing other people.
by TL39 May 6, 2024
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In one eye out the other

When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task
Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!

You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…
by Ositam September 16, 2021
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The other stranger

To masturbate after sitting with one's knees higher than the pelvis to cause numbness in the genitals. Gives the sensation of jerking off someone else.
There were no takers at the bathhouse, so I sat on a box, feet flat to the floor and waited for my junk to fall asleep so I could enjoy the other stranger.
by Pep Streebek June 10, 2015
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