lit nerd

A person who loves literature because reading is FUCKING AWESOME. More often then not, these people are also Grammar Nazis.

Lit nerd: I'm so bummed I can't go to the Bright Eyes concert this Friday! I spent all my money!
Normal person: Why did you spend all your money?
Lit nerd: I saw a secondhand bookstore the other day and ended up buying everything in sight....

by Just a lit nerd November 17, 2011

Nerd

Someone who has the complete knowledge (and then some) to create MDMA(ecstacy) and nootropics(permanent brain boosting smart drugs), but are too chicken and brainwashed governmentally to do it. Nootropics are non-toxic and increase IQ and memory while cognitive enhancers (like mercury) only give a temporary boost while leaving the brain toxic and worse than before. Nerds are joining the illuminati to screw us all, when, in the end, the illuminati will screw them first. Foolish freedom stealing nerds. Bill Gates has joined them. Rob Portman is an illuminati member. Tyranny WILL FALL! The NWO WILL FAIL!

Dude A:Have you heard how nerds made a nootropic illegal?
Educated Person: Actually I read it online! How can they do that? Do they want us all to be morons or what!
Dude B:It's all part of the NWO, man! They want us ALL to be dummies. They only want intellect for themselves with their crazy obsession with "genetic modification", which caused many deseases.
Educated Person: Nerds think they own everything, when they all look like dick heads.
Nerd: looks stereotypish Uh? Don't we all should eccept that I'm smarter than all of you. Only nerds with genetics and illuminati will control all. Killing 90 pur-cent of you, hahaha!.
Educated Person: No one's talking to you. Shut up, Assface!
Dude A: Yeah! SHut up!
Dude B: Shut the hell up, "Nerd". (N)oob (E)ating Ronald (R)eagan's (D)ick! N.E.R.D.

by GhostlyTruth July 27, 2012

art-nerd

The look is clean and very 'done' but the attitude and feelings are somewhat anarchistic. Usually outspoken, open-minded, and easy to get along with. Often talkative, with good sense of humor, although some are also quite shy when outside of their comfort zone (being creative). Good knowledge of music, art, movies, books, and creative stuff from both mainstream and non-mainstream media, they aspire to (or already have) careers in the arts/entertainment industry. Reads widely, often creates over multiple artistic mediums, and in some cases is very tech-literate. Some 60's influences in terms of fashion and iconography. Often natural hair color. Girls sometimes sport pale lip tints, dark eyeshadow a la' Edie Sedgewick, while guys are often into hats and caps. Vision-challenged art-nerds often lean towards retro or nerd style glasses, many owning more than two pairs of specs. Fashion influences come from Librarian, Nerdcore, Geek, Punk, 60's and Edwardian.

"Excuse me, I bought these art-nerd glasses from the op-shop, how much would it cost to replace the lenses in these with my own prescription?"

"Hey, after we finish recording this track, wanna customize some of my old t-shirts with Copic markers?"
"Definitely. Neat. That's very 'art-nerd' of you :)"

"I love creating across multiple mediums, I'm a major art-nerd. Currently I'm reading War & Peace, modding my mobile, and making a patchwork case for my iPod."

Synonyms: creative (as in "Mac is the number one computer for creatives" (plural), arty-type, nerdy art-kid

antonyms: narrow-minded, haughty, unaccepting

by Pamie July 21, 2007

nerd glasses

The thick framed glasses that are now 'popular' and are seen being worn by many hipsters/people trying to be 'stylish'.

And they're actually called BUDDY HOLLYS/BUDDY HOLLY GLASSES.

Idiot: "Oh, I just love those nerd glasses, they are sooo trendyyy!"
Me: "You mean those Buddy Holly's?"
Idiot: "..Who the hell is Buddy Holly?"
Me: "*facepalm*"

by Person (: August 28, 2010

Anime Nerd

(n.) A person who enjoys watching anime and/or reading manga. This can be anyone you know and intelligence can be at any range. They don't really care what people think about them which leads them to live a happier and better life. Though they tend to be more outgoing because of the way the accept themselves some also may be very shy. To them, anime offers a break from reality, like reading an amazing book but with images instead of words. Things in anime seem much more plausible than in real life. They can enjoy going to anime conventions and cosplaying (for the more extreme). The worst thing anime nerds suffer from is the sterotypes people give them, anyone at all could be an anime nerd. A synonym would be anime freak.

Person 1: Look at all those people taking Japanese!!! I bet they're all anime nerds.

Pretty Girl: I like anime, jerk.

by junegirl621 August 7, 2011

Nerd

A real nerd is smart and stylish, but they are secretly nerds. An idiotic, school obsessed, fool who is least likely to go to college, be social enough, or at least wear normal clothes. The media potrays the steryotype, and they demonstrate that the media is telling the truth. When someone looks up the word nerd, the F**king images tell it all. why don't nerds (or white N***ers) grow up and wear stylish or regular clothes and post them on the internet (even 1990s clothes would be OK. If not, GO TO HELL "NERDS". From

a different and stylish (brand name clothes and shoes like nike, adidas, air, avirex, reebok, ect.) dude with lots of confidence, intelligent, was laughed at the most for over three years in high school who considered himself a nerd in an overflowingly positive way until that was shattered by harsh reality. I am not a "nerd" anymore because of F***in' "nerds"! If not, all of you "nerds" (including milhose whose a geek (air-head with loser clothes) are going to pay. Your clothes wouldn't even help the needy ('cause they're not desperate).You "nerds" are sooooo foolish not even Mr.T could pity you. You "nerds" are so unstylish not even Naruto could believe it!!!!! "Nerds" are all neeks: Smart like a nerd, but as unstylish as a geek.

Mr.T:I pity da foo, but not da nerd(Mega fool or "nerd")!
Naruto:!!That's right, I can't believe it!!
"Nerd":neek

by HawaiianPunch1 January 28, 2010

car nerd

A name given to call someone who love cars and gets turned on when looking at a hot car.

Nimraah is a total car nerd.

by carnerd August 20, 2016