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mexican myspace 

the display of ones family on the back window of the family vehichle, depicted by stick figures, sometimes including the family pets.
"check out that escalade in front of us. that fools got his whole family tree on his mexican myspace"
mexican myspace by mooose01 April 15, 2008

myspace whore 

normally a girl who has a myspace and 300 pages of frinds (who they dont even kno)] and is alwase asking for more. very annoying. constently sending out bullitend saying "whore me" or "add me!" and the thing they dont know is bullitens are sent to all you friends, not all of myspace
myspace whore: omg add me to your friends!!!
normal person: who the heck are you?
myspace whore: you dont know me, just add me!
normal person: fag. leave me alone.
myspace whore by shutupfag April 26, 2006
A site which seems to be teeming with emo sterotypes.

Full of people constantly begging to be added/whored/commented etc. so they can prove to the world just how popular they really are. (yeh right)
Please add me to your myspace. haha.

myspace sheep 

Any one of the mindless drones that flocks to myspace to set up a site because everyone else is doing the same thing.
Look at all those myspace sheep with their myspace sites, isn't that a sad example of herd mentality?
myspace sheep by MITB May 16, 2006
Possibly the most pointless website on the net, people who use it are either:
1. emo
2. scene
3. would like to be either of the above
People who use Myspace compete to see how many "friends" they have, by adding people they have never and will never meet. You can usually find pathetic little comments on my space like "awwwh so cute *pokes* hehehehehe"
Myspace whore - "OMG lolz i haf got 300 frends on myspace olol"
Socialy Accepted Human- "How many of these people do you actually know then?"
Myspace whore - "stfu lol one of dem is ma gurlfrend, i met her on myspace"
myspace by Rich Seeley iPhoenix September 15, 2005
1. A website created in 2003 by Tom Anderson of UCLA to help young adults who are out of school meet each other and for bands to post information about each other to reach new fans.

2. Opening the floodgates to ones private life.

3. Reconnecting with people that you don't really want to see again, or that you don't want them to know about you.

4. A place to post suggestive pictures at angles that will make you look attractive.

5. A place where lonely, socially-inept people spend gobs of time.

6. A place to boast your ego by competing with others about how many friends you have, how many comments you have, posting pointless surveys, describing yourself as "I'm a good looking boy/girl, who hates drama, loves Europe, doesn't know if he/she is straight/gay/bi, finds religion passe, etc." To top it off, a blog where you can bitch about how much life sucks, parents suck, boys suck, girls suck, job sucks, etc.

7. A sad excuse to developing real, geniune friendships and relationships.

8. A way to avoid conflict by sending messages or threats through myspace in place of face to face contact.

9. A website loaded with errors.

10. A pedophiles best friend.

11. A way for potential employers to find out how drunk you get, how high you get, how you love to party, how you play hokey, etc.

12. A site loaded with pages that can cause seizures.

13. A site loaded with advertising where you can "win" a cell phone by pushing the button to "help Bush outknit Sadaam!"

14. A site that can freeze or lock your computer.

15. A way to find people to hook up or date, a blind date set-up, even people from thousands of miles away who one person goes to meet the other, they feel they have "chemistry", decide to leave their secure home, get married... and realize the nightmare they have gotten themselves into.

16. A religion with the god of Tom.

17. The worst addiction next to drugs.

18. The downfall of mankind.

19. A haven for grammar and spelling errors.

20. A place to see "true" ads, with a girl licking a lollypop, showing her boobs, wanting to "chat".

21. A way to totally screw up your life (lose your job, lose your "true" friends, not go out, have anyone around the world find out about you, have no privacy, etc.)

22. A place where you can be "friends" with a celebrity.

23. Another thing that is adding to the lazy epidemic in America.

24. A place to make yourself much cooler than you really are.

25. A sign of the apocolypse.

Save yourself, DON'T get a Myspace, or CLOSE your account. Be a normal human being. Have a private life. Develop close relationships that matter. Go outside. Socialize. Enjoy nature. Travel. Explore your city. You'll be much better off.
Forget it Doctor, it's too late. He/she has a bad case of MySpace.
myspace by kingbk05 May 26, 2007