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Mustard kink

A GEET that has arousal for the condiment (mustard ) , just looking at a mustard bottle turns a true GEET on.
That GEET is fucking the mustard again. The GEET must have a mustard kink.
by Graveyarddd3 November 22, 2023
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Mustard kink

A GEET that has arousal for the condiment (mustard ) , just looking at a mustard bottle turns a true GEET on.
That GEET is fucking the mustard again. The GEET must have a mustard kink.
by Graveyarddd3 November 22, 2023
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Upside Down Mustard Container

Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023
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Mustard Bud

The most handsome and powerful person in this word, have a good eye sight and a good communication skills
by Shimie October 29, 2019
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Mustard Tits

A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.
I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.
by HawkMech81 December 1, 2020
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Mustard Footlong

oh boy boy
hot a dog beats and weanie steamy nothing hot
mustard footlong up little dingle stadium oughta a this dong jazz
is good weaner now lookin a that
by anonymous December 18, 2020
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bakes my mustard

The way Karen reacts that, really bakes my mustard.

When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese
by sgt.cameltoe September 26, 2021
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