After losing the brutal munge session, Jim was left with the psychostench of munge mustard on his mustache.
by Psychostench February 23, 2024
Bucking the mustard is basically having diarrhea so bad it's squirting yellow from your rectum like someone's squeezing a bottle of mustard and it farts towards the end. Generally followed by the sound of someone scrubbing the shit splatters off the side of the bowl.
Man, I was up all night bucking the mustard.
Jill: Yeah don't bother coming to work, I don't want what you have.
man: I will call tomorrow and let you know if I am feeling better.
Jill: Okay
Jill: Yeah don't bother coming to work, I don't want what you have.
man: I will call tomorrow and let you know if I am feeling better.
Jill: Okay
by rhonin66 March 02, 2021
by LoveRottie November 30, 2018
Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss April 09, 2018
by DOOM KILL GAE March 26, 2020
When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.
by condimentqueen April 02, 2017
Pocket mustard cant be bought, sold ,or stolen It must comes from great Sacrifice, Passion and above all Heart. You either have it or you don't!
by NOTBANKSY ' January 17, 2018