Any one of the mindless drones that flocks to myspace to set up a site because everyone else is doing the same thing.
Look at all those myspace sheep with their myspace sites, isn't that a sad example of herd mentality?
by MITB May 16, 2006
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1. emo
2. scene
3. would like to be either of the above
People who use Myspace compete to see how many "friends" they have, by adding people they have never and will never meet. You can usually find pathetic little comments on my space like "awwwh so cute *pokes* hehehehehe"
1. emo
2. scene
3. would like to be either of the above
People who use Myspace compete to see how many "friends" they have, by adding people they have never and will never meet. You can usually find pathetic little comments on my space like "awwwh so cute *pokes* hehehehehe"
Myspace whore - "OMG lolz i haf got 300 frends on myspace olol"
Socialy Accepted Human- "How many of these people do you actually know then?"
Myspace whore - "stfu lol one of dem is ma gurlfrend, i met her on myspace"
Socialy Accepted Human- "How many of these people do you actually know then?"
Myspace whore - "stfu lol one of dem is ma gurlfrend, i met her on myspace"
by Rich Seeley iPhoenix September 15, 2005
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1. A website created in 2003 by Tom Anderson of UCLA to help young adults who are out of school meet each other and for bands to post information about each other to reach new fans.
2. Opening the floodgates to ones private life.
3. Reconnecting with people that you don't really want to see again, or that you don't want them to know about you.
4. A place to post suggestive pictures at angles that will make you look attractive.
5. A place where lonely, socially-inept people spend gobs of time.
6. A place to boast your ego by competing with others about how many friends you have, how many comments you have, posting pointless surveys, describing yourself as "I'm a good looking boy/girl, who hates drama, loves Europe, doesn't know if he/she is straight/gay/bi, finds religion passe, etc." To top it off, a blog where you can bitch about how much life sucks, parents suck, boys suck, girls suck, job sucks, etc.
7. A sad excuse to developing real, geniune friendships and relationships.
8. A way to avoid conflict by sending messages or threats through myspace in place of face to face contact.
9. A website loaded with errors.
10. A pedophiles best friend.
11. A way for potential employers to find out how drunk you get, how high you get, how you love to party, how you play hokey, etc.
12. A site loaded with pages that can cause seizures.
13. A site loaded with advertising where you can "win" a cell phone by pushing the button to "help Bush outknit Sadaam!"
14. A site that can freeze or lock your computer.
15. A way to find people to hook up or date, a blind date set-up, even people from thousands of miles away who one person goes to meet the other, they feel they have "chemistry", decide to leave their secure home, get married... and realize the nightmare they have gotten themselves into.
16. A religion with the god of Tom.
17. The worst addiction next to drugs.
18. The downfall of mankind.
19. A haven for grammar and spelling errors.
20. A place to see "true" ads, with a girl licking a lollypop, showing her boobs, wanting to "chat".
21. A way to totally screw up your life (lose your job, lose your "true" friends, not go out, have anyone around the world find out about you, have no privacy, etc.)
22. A place where you can be "friends" with a celebrity.
23. Another thing that is adding to the lazy epidemic in America.
24. A place to make yourself much cooler than you really are.
25. A sign of the apocolypse.
Save yourself, DON'T get a Myspace, or CLOSE your account. Be a normal human being. Have a private life. Develop close relationships that matter. Go outside. Socialize. Enjoy nature. Travel. Explore your city. You'll be much better off.
2. Opening the floodgates to ones private life.
3. Reconnecting with people that you don't really want to see again, or that you don't want them to know about you.
4. A place to post suggestive pictures at angles that will make you look attractive.
5. A place where lonely, socially-inept people spend gobs of time.
6. A place to boast your ego by competing with others about how many friends you have, how many comments you have, posting pointless surveys, describing yourself as "I'm a good looking boy/girl, who hates drama, loves Europe, doesn't know if he/she is straight/gay/bi, finds religion passe, etc." To top it off, a blog where you can bitch about how much life sucks, parents suck, boys suck, girls suck, job sucks, etc.
7. A sad excuse to developing real, geniune friendships and relationships.
8. A way to avoid conflict by sending messages or threats through myspace in place of face to face contact.
9. A website loaded with errors.
10. A pedophiles best friend.
11. A way for potential employers to find out how drunk you get, how high you get, how you love to party, how you play hokey, etc.
12. A site loaded with pages that can cause seizures.
13. A site loaded with advertising where you can "win" a cell phone by pushing the button to "help Bush outknit Sadaam!"
14. A site that can freeze or lock your computer.
15. A way to find people to hook up or date, a blind date set-up, even people from thousands of miles away who one person goes to meet the other, they feel they have "chemistry", decide to leave their secure home, get married... and realize the nightmare they have gotten themselves into.
16. A religion with the god of Tom.
17. The worst addiction next to drugs.
18. The downfall of mankind.
19. A haven for grammar and spelling errors.
20. A place to see "true" ads, with a girl licking a lollypop, showing her boobs, wanting to "chat".
21. A way to totally screw up your life (lose your job, lose your "true" friends, not go out, have anyone around the world find out about you, have no privacy, etc.)
22. A place where you can be "friends" with a celebrity.
23. Another thing that is adding to the lazy epidemic in America.
24. A place to make yourself much cooler than you really are.
25. A sign of the apocolypse.
Save yourself, DON'T get a Myspace, or CLOSE your account. Be a normal human being. Have a private life. Develop close relationships that matter. Go outside. Socialize. Enjoy nature. Travel. Explore your city. You'll be much better off.
by kingbk05 May 26, 2007
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You are a Myspace Reggaetoner if you say True to three of the following statements:
1. I am latin and love Daddy Yankee
2. I am Puerto Rican
3. I love to wear chains
4. My myspace name includes capital letters like ThIs and a bunch of symbols (...$%!"&)
5. My myspace background is black.
6. I have a Wisin & Yandel video playing on my page.
7. The font I have used is bright blue or white.
8. I add a bunch of "fine ladies" who are latin or african american to my myspace regardless of whether I know them or not.
9. I overuse the phrase "putos".
10. My default myspace pictures includes me posing as a famous reggaeton artist, with a big white shirt and a Yankees cap.
You are a Myspace Reggaetoner if you say True to three of the following statements:
1. I am latin and love Daddy Yankee
2. I am Puerto Rican
3. I love to wear chains
4. My myspace name includes capital letters like ThIs and a bunch of symbols (...$%!"&)
5. My myspace background is black.
6. I have a Wisin & Yandel video playing on my page.
7. The font I have used is bright blue or white.
8. I add a bunch of "fine ladies" who are latin or african american to my myspace regardless of whether I know them or not.
9. I overuse the phrase "putos".
10. My default myspace pictures includes me posing as a famous reggaeton artist, with a big white shirt and a Yankees cap.
by humans are scary June 20, 2006
Get the myspace reggaetoner mug.a girl/boy who mainley looks at someones page constantly wishing to be them,they look on there page nearly everyday to see what music they like,how they dress almost everything.They try there very best to copy them in everyway,probably steal pictures.A myspace stalker/wannabe is usually a 15-17 yr old teenager who has issues.
omg im so ugly im gonna try and clone myself to this person because i have such low self esteem and i am probably sick in the head.Maybe im a myspace stalker/wannabe erm... no i just like the person
by de1234 January 20, 2006
Get the a myspace stalker/wannabe mug.A place where you can meet new people, or keep in touch with old friends. Sadly, the site was immediately taken over by all sorts of bad kids, who like to refer to themselves as scenesters, when in fact, they are all just little kids under the age of eighteen, wishing they could get as many friends to comment on their profile as bands such as MCR and The Used have.... Giving the rest of the MySpacers bad names.
Thanks a lot, fuckers.
Thanks a lot, fuckers.
by PurplePenguins April 9, 2006
Get the myspace mug.A website that is viewed as a place where stupid 14 year old whores and idiots with no life go and attempt to add as many friends and gain as many picture comments as possible. Unfortunatly, this is fairly true. BUT, this does not mean that every person is like that. There are some people (unfortunatly in the minority) that actually use myspace with some signs of a working brain. These are the people that generally have smaller friend counts (dunno what would be a good example number, I guess I'll use mine, which would be 43, although some of them are dead files that got phished or something) are actually honest about what they put in what they like, such as music and whatnot, and don't have a whole bunch of crap on their profile. These people have some sense, and don't waste time finding friends and demanding pic comments every minute. Basically, people with actual lives outside the computer.
Just on a little side not, I had myspace open in another tab, and refreshing it to wait for a message. Not from some dumb whore on the other side of the United States, but from one of my friends that I see and hang out with frequently, because we are talking about something somewhat logical. Basically something that isn't "OMG!!!1!! COMMENT MAH PICS YO!! I COMMENT BACK PC4PC!!"
So basically, its a place filled with attention whores, but there are also people who actually use it as a means of sending things to your friends (actual people that you know!!) that you didn't have time to do when hanging with them in person, or a way to talk to someone that moved away for example. Not everyone is a stupid whore, there are people with some sense in the world. AMAZING ISN'T IT?!?
Just on a little side not, I had myspace open in another tab, and refreshing it to wait for a message. Not from some dumb whore on the other side of the United States, but from one of my friends that I see and hang out with frequently, because we are talking about something somewhat logical. Basically something that isn't "OMG!!!1!! COMMENT MAH PICS YO!! I COMMENT BACK PC4PC!!"
So basically, its a place filled with attention whores, but there are also people who actually use it as a means of sending things to your friends (actual people that you know!!) that you didn't have time to do when hanging with them in person, or a way to talk to someone that moved away for example. Not everyone is a stupid whore, there are people with some sense in the world. AMAZING ISN'T IT?!?
Me: Hey dude, you get that link I sent you on myspace?
Friend: Yeah, thanks man. Now I can find out the info for the concert.
myspace whore: OMG!! I herd the word "myspace"!! You guys have one?! YOU SHOULD ADD ME!!
Me: Umm....do we even know you?
myspace whore: Nope, but you can get to know me on myspace!! Besides, I need more friends anyway, 1000+ friends isn't high enough.
Me: Riiigghht.....we'll work on that...
*later*
Me: Alright, lets see if I got anything on myspace. *logs on* Ok, new message, hey a friend request. Let's see......aaaannd its that one chick...*DENIED* Ok, I'll just check that message, then log off and work on my stick animation.
Friend: Yeah, thanks man. Now I can find out the info for the concert.
myspace whore: OMG!! I herd the word "myspace"!! You guys have one?! YOU SHOULD ADD ME!!
Me: Umm....do we even know you?
myspace whore: Nope, but you can get to know me on myspace!! Besides, I need more friends anyway, 1000+ friends isn't high enough.
Me: Riiigghht.....we'll work on that...
*later*
Me: Alright, lets see if I got anything on myspace. *logs on* Ok, new message, hey a friend request. Let's see......aaaannd its that one chick...*DENIED* Ok, I'll just check that message, then log off and work on my stick animation.
by D. B. O. October 21, 2008
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