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MOOSE KNUCKLE

THE ACT OF PULLING YOUR BALLS OUT AND MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE A MOOSE KNUCKLE
HARRY YELLS AT HIS FRIENDS TO TURN AROUND. HIS FRIENDS TURN AROUND AND SEE HIS BALL SACK IN HIS HAND. HARRY YELLS ITS MY MOOSE KNUCKLE
by GOZZIRA May 22, 2012
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Moose Tits

That guy wearing the boot on his head is completely MOOSE TITS.
by Scott January 13, 2004
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Moose Knuckle

The male version of "camel toe". Where said male's pants are so tight and/or transparent, the shape/details of their anatomy are clearly visible even through the garment, resembling the appearance of a moose's lower ankle (or "knuckle").
"When I watched wrestling last night, that tag team had on spandex shorts SO tight, they were sporting some SERIOUS moose knuckle!!!"
by CactusHeart December 3, 2009
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nostril moose

A moose usually found in one;s nostrils, usualy expelled from within sed nosritl and climax of pleasure. grey-green foam like substance.
'dude i moosed in her fanny!'
by Moose man! November 2, 2003
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Moose Cake

- A cake in the shape of a moose

- An idiot, twasok, Numptey etc.

- A general term used when someone does something stupid.
1; *Falls over*
2; "Ah fu, get up you moose cake!"
by FreakBitchBaby January 5, 2010
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Yawning Moose

A sex act similar to "Doggy Style" in which the females legs are kept tightly pressed together. When preformed correctly, the female will shout in a manor similar to that of a yawning moose.
Guy: "You like the Yawning moose baby?"

Girl: "uAHOOOAhhh"

Guy: "Yeah ya do"
by t00kansamm May 30, 2009
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hot moose

When you make an exit consisting of a series of old school breakdance moves shortly after having sexual relations with someone who you plan to "fuck and dump".
"I took this girl home after a few drinks and pulled a total hot moose."
by Dr.MinuteEffort December 2, 2016
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