Montana Dingo

Opposite of the G.O.A.T, the KC quarterback tried to act cool, but the defensive team could spot the Montana Dingo on the back side of his pants. They knew at the 2 minute warning he’d need a wardrobe change.

I think he pooped his pants. I can see the Montana Dingo.

The pressure is getting to him. That Montana Dingo is obvious.

by Dumpmonkey 10 January 30, 2022

Montana

No fucking internet. But its a very beautiful state

Any data service ad: "we cover 90% of the US"
As i see the grey mass that is Montana

by FetusinVenus November 4, 2020

Montana Mullee Mule

When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.

My fantasy football team is a fucking Montana Mullee Mule

by John_doe_1018 July 24, 2023

montana pipeline

When a man shoves his dick into a woman's nose and then forces her to pick the shit out of her nose.

My girlfriend let me give her a Montana Pipeline

by Big Dick Papa Smurf October 4, 2017

montana sausage grind

2 guys rubbing their cocks together through a pair of jeans

Me and jake montana sausage grinded last night

by fortnitestroker76 June 6, 2025

Hannah Montana

When you eat chicken wings while also simultaneously eat out your girlfriend - the best of both worlds.

Man I was so hungry last night but she let me Hannah Montana her. Truly the best of both worlds.

by Cherith Goodstory August 18, 2022

Montana

Not very productive, like at all. Somehow manages to take 25 minutes to print a photo and than criticises people for not doing work when she hasn’t done anything as well. Somehow starts fun to hang out with but in a few months, she will push you down the fucking stairs and then blame you. Says that she has “things going on”. Has more boyfriends than the amount of planets in our goddamn solar system.

My fucking god, you’re starting to remind me of being in a group task with Montana!
(Insult)

by LingLongDingDong October 30, 2020