Midget Minge Muncher

A midget minge muncher is a height challenged adult female who likes to drink from the furry cup of life. Similar to up-skirt golden shower guzzlers, minge munchers particularly enjoy the state of stupor that results from a process known as female ejaculate face flooding.

I, your mother was a midget minge muncher just like her mother before her. Your mother could drink a 1,000 stench swilled quims dry a day and still have room for a pile of old female ejaculate before bed. Them were the days before television.

by Anarcho-Capitalist February 06, 2010

Siberian Circus Midget

1. A disgruntled dwarf from the coldest reigon of Russia, who makes his/her living by performing in circuses.

2. A "little-person" who is enebriated anywhere from 12-23 hours of the day

3. An all-purpose word for use in the game "madlibs"

4. The result of a person much like yourself looking into a mirror

I was stoned to death by Siberian Circus Midgets

by Uncle Garfunkle April 25, 2007

double digit midget

military slang for someone who is "short" on a tour of duty, less than 100 days away from going home, or retiring.

Tim retires in June, so in February he will be an official double digit midget. Countdown to never wearing a uniform again!! 100, 99, 98, better than Christmas!

by Sandy Tracy February 20, 2007

Midgets Gone Wild

A congregation of young girls and typical prostitots dressed like skanks and grinding all over the nearest moving male. Examples include middle school dances and underage clubs as well as bar and batmitvahs

did you see those prostitots dancing in those 4 each heels?

yeah, talk about Midgets Gone Wild

by amindformelodrama July 11, 2008

crimp midget mobile

a vehicle with a child's car seat or booster seat strapped into it.

my friend lets his little sister ride in her booster seat in the back of his crimp midget mobile.

by shane not nathaniel September 07, 2010

Midget molesting may

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see

Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine

by K a htiw rakso October 03, 2020

dumpster midget sex

The act of sexual activity between 2 midgets or small people, typically in a dumpster.

Bro did you see that good stuff last night?
Yeah that sweet, sweet dumpster midget sex?

by Themememeister666 April 15, 2017