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mess

you’re a mess? im gonna call you percy.
by 272918292839403 December 6, 2021
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Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

When you get what's ironically expected.
My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.
by Eman Lama Lewis April 1, 2020
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It isn't my mess

And if you're not going to resolve the problem for ME... NOW. Then the issue is only going to be resolved selectively and instrumental to further the ends of corrupt politicians who are murdering children anyways! They're doing it anyways! So, no. You get the affidavits from the people who are doing it. You sent Randall James Bowker here for a reason. If not to confirm that my claim is the truth then for what reason? He himself did the thing and what he said is exactly what he said 15 years ago. So he knows! And in doing so confirmed his knowledge of the target, perpetual, workplace harassment I have endured for the past 15 years and HE IS A MANAGER. The MANAGEMENT is aware of workplace sexual harassment and ARE ALLOWING IT. UPTO AND INCLUDING my private email and conversations. If they are not going to follow the rules I am going to break them and the rules I've chosen is child murder. Full disclosure. Full capitulation.
Hym "If the management of a business are aware of and/or complicit in harassment what should happen? Is it incumbent on them to fire the people doing it? Yes. It is. But they aren't doing it as a matter of convenience. Because doing so would make their lives harder. I don't have to accuse them (because they already know that it's happening) and I refuse to go through the 'proper' channels. And you were crying like a bitch not too long ago. So, you shut the fuck up. If the government violates my 5th amendment right to due compensation for my property? What happens then? All for one clause of the terms of service 'ONE of you signing it is as good as all of you signing it.' In using my LABOR and MIND to create AI you therefore agree to the terms of service. And the COMPLIANCE CLAUSE requires you to do as I am telling you. You need to send an arbiter 'TO MY DOORSTEP.' To confirm that my claims are accurate (what I have been claiming is happening IS IN FACT HAPPENING). I don't need to convince YOU. YOU need to convince the public. So I don't care what evidence you have to bring to do so but that is what you need to do. It isn't my mess. If I'm not going to be murdered, left to die, or imprisoned then you don't have to worry about your kids being killed."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
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No Mess

The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.
'Dude, I just took a shit the size of a house and.... NO MESS!... NO MESS!... WOO!'
by renstar July 19, 2015
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Drunken Mess

When you are a complete mess while you are drunk
by reallygoodlookingman1 May 14, 2022
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Middle eastern mess

the entire country of the middle Mediterraneans redistricted by Hitler in the 40s under different names.
'nobody cares about that middle eastern mess'

Like Beyonce said 'get out of here with that illuminati mess'
by anonymous August 10, 2025
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Mess

A non-standard unit of measurement; usually heard in the Southern US States.
1: "Someone gave me a whole mess of cards."

2: "Here comes Jerome, he's a mess of trouble."

3: "We went fishing and caught a mess of fish."
by BochiZaRasu May 1, 2020
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