mental-floss

device used in an attempt to remove a disturbing mental picture.

It's gone! Someone deleted onion ring from the Urban Dictionary. I can put away my mental floss. That was just gross!

by Witchie-coo March 20, 2003

mentally unstable

Fucking crazy

I'm not crazy, I'm just metnally unstable......KILL! MURDER!

by MuzlFlash August 22, 2003

Mustang mentality

The mental state of individuals that drive Mustangs(new or old).Often seen as taking risks that people driving other, less godly cars would take.

Guy 1: I hate riding with Michael in his mustang.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He has a bad case of Mustang Mentality. When ever he has to get on the highway he always pulls out no matter how close on coming traffic is.

by ghandi99 July 6, 2008

mental constipation

Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.

He's got such a bad case of mental constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!

by Robodok January 7, 2009

Mentally Running

When you want to run away from your feelings but in reality you just sit on your bed feeling depressed

"This person caught onto the surprise I was planning so I became upset and just sat on my bed refusing to talk to them. I was mentally running"

by Tonyfillet August 23, 2018

mental copulation

To get mind fucked. People love to do this to others because it makes them feel superior.

When I get yelled at and called names the mental copulation is too much for me to handle.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2020

Mental Fluffer

A person who gets you mentally "steeled up" to go have sex with another person.

"But I dont know if she wants me to make a move"

"Just go make your move."

"But what should I do?"

"Look take your chances, I can't be your mental fluffer"

OR

Mike: "I really like her, but won't make a move unless I'm certain."
Anne: "Well there's no 'sure thing' but you'll never know if you don't try."
Mike: "You think it's worth a try?"
Anne: "Look man, all I know is that she's hot, you're horny and if you don't make a move you'll never be able to tap that ass!"(mental fluffing)
Mike: "You're right. I'm on it!"

by Red Shiksa October 6, 2011