The Fisher Masturbator

An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.

Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?

The Fisher Masturbator by L*na August 2, 2022

The Fisher Masturbator

An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.

Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?

The Fisher Masturbator by L*na August 2, 2022

Mustn't Masturbate March 

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"

"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them

Mustn't Masturbate March by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside 

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025