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cattle tick mass

A long and boring church service; the weight of a blood-sucking insect.
We had to sit through a two-hour long cattle tick mass before the priest began the wedding ceremony.
by debonaircaveman August 25, 2009
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mass rapid transit

by ssodium cchloride July 8, 2021
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cock of mass destruction

An explosive phallus of great destructive power derived from the rapid release of semen in the fission of heavy atomic bollocks, especially of spunk or man butter.
Grant Berry thought he had a cock of mass destruction. . . until he saw someone elses . . . .
by Stalex Krown December 18, 2014
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Anti-Mass Spectrometer

Machine built to analyse anti-mass particles, but some cia douchebag decided to shove some crystals in it, and then a buncha bullshit happened and almost ended the earth
S: Alright, gordon, your suit should keep comfortable thru all of this, the specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments. If you would be so kind as to start the rotors, we can bring the spectrometer to 80%, and hold it there, until the carrier arrives.
S2: Bringing the anti-mass spectrometer to 105%
by TheDNAofthesoul November 21, 2022
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Young Mass Politico

A college student/20-something year old extremely active in Massachusetts (mostly Boston) politics. They eat, sleep, breathe politics after studying Political Science and having at least 1 unpaid internship. Usually they go to Suffolk University or Northeastern University, and manage at least one local campaign post-grad.
A bunch of young mass politicos are phone banking for Michelle Wu this Friday.”
by Sotfofy December 24, 2019
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Mass Formation Psychosis

When someone makes a phrase up on a podcast, and rapid sheep fanboys rush to Urban Dictionary to try and include a “real” definition.
Person 1: “Hey man, you might have Mass Formation Psychosis!”
Person 2: “Yeah man, you’re right, check out my pants…”
Person 1: “No, bro, that’s just a big turd.”
by RickyWake January 9, 2022
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Gass to Mass Ratio

The ratio of gass to mass when taking a shit. High gass: low mass = bad. High mass: low gass = good.
Billy: How was your shit?

Jack: Terrible, my gass to mass ratio sucked
by jazza123 August 31, 2011
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