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Adam from Malawi

Adam from Malawi, aka, the biggest pussy of all mankind. He sits behind his phone screen bullying kids everyday and is generally a cunt to everyone.
Person 1: you know Adam from malawi?
Person 2: no, but he sounds like a right cunt
by hklfc December 5, 2021
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Don't Malaysia

A : Ramakian is a Thai literature.
B : Wasn't it inspired from India's Ramayana? Please don't Malaysia (steal) and Indonesia (claim) it.
by Shiine-1 February 21, 2022
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Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics

The unofficial economic system of Malaysia that punishes all companies, foreign or home grown that operate in the country for activities or incidents that offend the delicate sensibilities of Malaysians in areas such as religion that are wholly unrelated to the quality of goods and services provided by these businesses.
A: I would like to introduce my home-made family owned coffee business, here is our logo, it depicts Zeus and his lightning bolt, because we deliver our coffee to your doorstep as fast as lightning--
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023
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St. Malatius the Confessor

St. Malatius the confessor a Learned and meek man (also known as the patriarch of Antioch) was ordained a bishop in Sebastian in the year 357 A.D. he left because the rudeness of the people, after he left he lived a solitary life but unexpectedly in the year 360 A.D. he was ordained Partiarch. Also this saint was know for resisting the Arians and excommunicating them even when they wished to slander him was exiled to his return till 378 A.D. then in 381 A.D. St. John Chyrosotom was exeedingly glad for st. Malatius and declared a feast and was with great honor. May his prayers be with us and Glory be to God forever Amen.
On the 18th day of the Blessed day of Amshir of the Saint St. Malatius the Confessor (must put the following being defined
by God loves the cheerful giver February 27, 2026
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