Loserbeam

A loserbeam is someone who is such a drastic loser that anyone who witnesses them cringes and feels horrible for them. People can only qualify as being a loserbeam if they mistake people's mockery for appreciation and therefore think they are cool.

Tom: "Do you get that sickly cringe feeling when you look at Seymour?"

Tim: "Yeah everyone does, he's a loserbeam."

by yourmumfailedatlife March 17, 2009

loserface

a total failure at an insult. many people would use this term if they didn't like to swear

Wendell: Hi guys

Andy: Wendell, your dumb.

Wendell: Why you...you...loserface!

by lolololololo noob May 6, 2011

loser fish

the act of being a loser fish means to celebrate ones noobish qualities and defy the laws of nature. A loser fish is generally a person who is mentally impertinent and confused with life. Names that apply commonly to the loser fish title include; Angela, Matt, Kristen and bernard

A: Do you think i could jump of this buil..-

B: dont be a loser fish you nong

by 12wootwoot September 17, 2011

loser party

the result of at least two people not attending a popular event, and instead hanging out with eachother

loser#1-"hey, do you wanna go to Mark's party tonight?"
loser#2-"no... im not feeling it."
loser#1-"loser party?"
loser#2-"hell ya!"

by DJ BJ SF January 22, 2012

Losering

The art of being a loser and embracing it. Can be done in both individual or group situations.

"You guys are lame, weird, and annoying. Nobody likes you."
"Well we don't care, we're losering and we're proud of it."

by delreydarling January 5, 2014

Losers

The Dallas Cowboys

The Dallas Cowboys can't even win a playoff game, losers.

by Alehundoe Hunchoe January 17, 2017

loser at love

A guy that does't know what do when hes in love.(what a noob)

"wow you're such a loser at love"

by Love Physicist November 18, 2017