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kitchentarded

Having a child in an attempt to save a failing marriage.
Did you hear that Marsha is pregnant again? She's so kitchentarded.
by kitchentarded July 27, 2008
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clean the kitchen

Leaving a formal occasion, usually involving family members, to have sex in a different room, and then staunchly denying the act took place.
Lauren and George left the table in the middle of Sunday Brunch, to "clean the kitchen," and returned an hour later, with smiles and disheveled hair.
by Sukkot January 21, 2012
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LankyBox Kitchen

The best food you’ll ever eat. Made by the one and only… LANKYBOX! 🐱📦 Also known as: Adam, Justin, Foxy and Boxy.

It’s basically like MrBeast’s burger but actually good

Lists of food they sell right now at LankyBox kitchen:

Pizza
Mac N’ Cheese
Chicken Wings
Salad
Fries
Churros
Brownie Cookies
Soft Drinks
Water
And more coming soon…

Only sells in America right now
Person 1: Did you try the new meals from LankyBox kitchen?

Person 2: Yes! They are my favorite foods. MrBeast burgers who? LankyBox kitchen is where it’s at
by Thespeakerofthefacts November 28, 2022
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Kachenga

This is a living beast that can shred some serious noob. Has vast knowledge of sexy time and loves to practice and improve on his girlfriend. People get stunned quite easily by kachenga because he is just so awesome and talented.

A massive amount of seamen freshly ejaculated from Kachenga's love sack.

A highly desirable mate for the opposite sex with a very good, clean DNA.

A town in Zambia, Africa.

It feels like it will never stop and only gets better as time goes on.

About 9 inches of pure rock solid pleasure with amazing girth and shaft.
"Yeah baby, I'm about to kachenga your ass!"

"You should of seem this girl a couple of nights ago, she was totally away with it it was so funny!! That was the Kachenga coming out in her!!!"

"You have been awarded the Kachenga medal of sexual advancement and innovation"

Dial a Cheng

"If only I had the power of Kachenga, I could last for hours and actually be good at things!!"

"You know, you could easily get a piece of that bird if you use the Chengie chat."

"Doctor.... DOCTOR!!!! We have more casualties in the emergency room. Looks like they've been Chengd up real bad...... They might not make it."

"Go on babe, please....... Touch my cheng with your mouth"
by Bonoboblojo March 21, 2010
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Kitchen Utensil

Slang word derived from sexist terms used towards women to state that women belong in the kitchen, although not used alot this term also is defined as a kitchen utensil as in the knife and or fork.
Hay what's that kitchen utensil doing ot of the kitchen?
I don't know man but she needs to learn her place.
by RBDtroll November 10, 2012
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White in the Kitchen

1. Stoooopid... as in clueless like a "dumb blonde".
1. "Did you hear that girl Kimberlee flunked her algebra test!?"

"Naw man, i heard that girl be mad white in the kitchen!"
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shonquelle Kinchen

shonquelle is the finest, hottest boi in this whole world. he is and will always be my baby boo. i love him so much and i no so does everybody!!!
the finest nigger ( i kan say that cuzz im black) on earth
by hannah ( his 3 time ex.) April 25, 2005
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