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This is a living beast that can shred some serious noob. Has vast knowledge of sexy time and loves to practice and improve on his girlfriend. People get stunned quite easily by kachenga because he is just so awesome and talented.

A massive amount of seamen freshly ejaculated from Kachenga's love sack.

A highly desirable mate for the opposite sex with a very good, clean DNA.

A town in Zambia, Africa.

It feels like it will never stop and only gets better as time goes on.

About 9 inches of pure rock solid pleasure with amazing girth and shaft.
"Yeah baby, I'm about to kachenga your ass!"

"You should of seem this girl a couple of nights ago, she was totally away with it it was so funny!! That was the Kachenga coming out in her!!!"

"You have been awarded the Kachenga medal of sexual advancement and innovation"

Dial a Cheng

"If only I had the power of Kachenga, I could last for hours and actually be good at things!!"

"You know, you could easily get a piece of that bird if you use the Chengie chat."

"Doctor.... DOCTOR!!!! We have more casualties in the emergency room. Looks like they've been Chengd up real bad...... They might not make it."

"Go on babe, please....... Touch my cheng with your mouth"
Kachenga by Bonoboblojo March 21, 2010
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Kachingas 

Overly ornate junky looking decoration hanging on clothing or apparel which definately borders on the totally ridiculous.
Hey! Will you look at that new style Coach bag with all those kachingas hangin off it? Terrible
Kachingas by AfricanOrchid October 9, 2005
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kachinganut 

The expression that defines the full extent of the euphoria during ejaculation. It gives a slight comical sense to sex, which makes it 100 times better.
Guy: Shit I'm gonna nut!
Girl: Holy shit already?!
Guy: K-k-k-k-kachingaNUT!
kachinganut by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026