Jose de la Cruz

One of those gay friends you've encountered in class or even in a gay strip club. Jose is mental and has multiple disabilities that he has trouble understanding.
Marc: "Yo Jose what's 1+2"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"
by Black-Bandit May 24, 2018
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Jose Delacruz

A cheap boy who can make you laugh and fall in love but will leave you! He will cheat on you multiple times. Has a small dick and will be a 40 year old virgin. He will be a predator to your children, will leave you for somebody way below your level and probably thinks he’s big sh** but really he’s nothing.
Hey did you here about Jose Delacruz dating that new ugly girl that’s 2 grades lower.
by Fuck you jose December 08, 2019
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San Jose Bullshit

When you fuck someone up. Sunami Style!
Yo Loic over there is on that San Jose Bullshit dawg!!!
by tjkhlt February 01, 2024
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Jose Luis Guitron Velazquez

Jose Luis Guitron Velazquez is very generous , very outgoing , loves music , dancing , but dont let his great looks fool you because he's insecure about himself even tho he might look like a Casanova Jose Luis Guitron Velazquez has made many mistakes like any other man but has a love so deep for One woman .
Jose Luis Guitron Velazquez is very talented but lacks confidence because is afraid of what other people might think or say...
by Urban dictionary random November 22, 2021
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