Jose

Jose is a depressing person who can't keep his girl from running away with another man.

"Look at that Jose, his girl is being stolen by m_val555 and he can't do anything about it."

by Yourmansfave700 January 14, 2020

Jose

Jose is a person who you won't like if you hate idiots, but he's a good friend...... Im just kidding..... He's a big fat pussy, he's scared of everything hes ugly and fat... Jose is a man of his own kind and own back ground.

Person 1:Ay did you hear about jos-
Person 2: we don't say that name ever in this house you hear me

Person 1: Yes sir... Hey did you hear about jose
Person 2: YOU LITTLE SHI—

by Ig: rquin_coupie January 27, 2020

San Jose-Chua

Chinese-Filipino family who has a net worth of $12,000,000. They are one of the top most wealthy family in the Philippines. Their family are models, millionaires and businessman. Alexandrine Chua, the most popular member of the family.

"Everyone wanted to live the life of a San Jose-Chua."

by pentagonixx March 1, 2020

Jose

is a good fortnite player and is also gay because he likes to put a penis in his mouth on mondays, sometimes friday i he's in the mood.

jose is gay.

by assylaisthicc March 6, 2020

Jose

A penis

I am a guy so I was born with a jose

by Wakanda4ever65 March 9, 2020

Jose

An el charming ass nigga has a mighty cock and will make your asshole hurt

I want Jose in my ass

by Lil cuck March 21, 2020

Jose

This JROTC kid that takes after his dad. Literally a carbon copy of his father, same name and everything. I love him though, chillest and funniest person you will ever meet. My little blue eyed booger nugget 😩😩😩 jk jk don’t quote me on that. Nah, but Jose when will you get off of “a break” from other hoes, give me a chance bb. I’ll pay you 500 Rupees for your love 😏

When you see that Jose kid, tell him that the Marines are gonna kick his ass.
Jose, give that a girl a chance, she’s probably the only girl that has ever liked you for you and not your appearance.

by jose’sbitchbuthedontknowityet November 29, 2020