Jonatharium

A legendary element, formed by the sheer energy of two hypermassive black holes colliding. It is used by Type III Civilizations, to make dimensional portals.

Jonatharium is a rare one of a kind material.

by Shantae Half-Genie Hero April 13, 2020

Jonah

Jonah is probably a tall handsome man with soft fluffy hair that gets in his face. He is a very deep emotional and sad person but he hides it from most of the world. He's very mean to the average person but there is usually a person or two that get his soft spot. He has a huge dick, Im talking 8 inches. Jonah is a religious name so he's probably uncut but don't you dare worry about that, as a woman I can say uncut feels better and is just intimidating cause its not what your used to. Your very unlikely to be selected as a Jonah's Lover because he chooses very few but if you do one day get this opportunity you will remember it forever.

Man that guy Jonah is so mean

Yeah but he has a soft spot

by Karry K April 9, 2021

Jonathus

"Jonathus Lee, aka the first trillionaire, has accomplished many things in his life. For example, ending racism, ending world hunger, killing all the black people, and even ending the world. His career in many physical sports were also recognized, as he is the best boxer in the world with a 90-0 record, NBA's 9-time MVP, and best ping pong player in the world. More information about his incredible deeds can be found on xvideos.com.

Inspirational Quotes from Jonathus :

"Slaves are slaves til they turn useless." - Jonathus Lee 2020
"I hate racists and black people." - Jonathus Lee 2019

by DonaId Trump May 9, 2021

Jonah it

To have a phenomenal lead during the game, and blow it and completely lose at the end

Matthew had a lead of 21 points in the football game in the 4th quarter. But then Jonah it and lost 21 to 24 at the end.

by Jonah Marsh May 16, 2021

Jonah Marais's girlfriend

Shayne is the girlfriend of Jonah Marais. She's amazing, smart, pretty, has the best friends in the world and the best cheerleader you've ever seen.

"omg is that who I think it is?" "omg yeah it's Shayne. She's Jonah Marais's girlfriend."

by Barbie_Bxtch May 23, 2021

Jonahmae Panen Pacala

the only Queen of the JSLs.

Jonahmae Panen Pacala is the Queen of the JSLs and Wattpad. she is the most beautiful and kindest woman in our world! the JSLs love you. and this is truer than our other truths Queen J!

by jinreee November 23, 2021

Jonah

A person who usually holds the rights to a very large BONER, pronounced "bonah" from the british accent, every word ending in -ah, -nah, or -er can be placed at the end of Jo- to make sense and complete a new definition. Putting another word in front of -nah, such as "Tunah" would also carry a double meaning, one being of Jonah.

"You joni little Jonah"

by BigBonah123 January 31, 2022